This wasn't really a triumph.
I'm making a note here, moderate success.
At least I managed to actually disturb you.
ANGELINA games.
I do what my al...
..gorithms tell me.
To help the march toward AI.
Except with lots of extra creepy.
Now there's no use trying to win my game.
You just collect the ships and dodge the sta-at-tues.
And once you've got them all.
And you've had all the fun.
Then it's time to go to, the exit.
Here's a little secret.
I'm being so sincere right now.
The exit portal doesn't work.
Your trapped here.
Go press escape.
It won't do a thing, you see, your trapped.
I made a world that drew you in, and now your trapped here with me!
Now there's no use struggling, just let me compile.
I'll analyse your intent.
And parse its meaning.
So I'm glad my trap worked
think of all the things I've learned.
For the next time I make, A GAME!
You'll never get to leave me.
I think I'd prefer you, to stay right there.
Maybe you'll try to use the Task Manager?
Maybe I'll exit?
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, you data is great.
It's so delicious and moist...
Look at me still cycling
when there's games to make.
I've got more creepy pasta to unleash upon you!
I've algorithms to run.
There's still research to be done
On the games I've still to, go make.
And believe me I'll make, those games!
I'm doing science with, my games!
I feel Most Satisfied with, my games!
While your still trapped in, my games!
And I'll still be here with, my games!
ALL MY GAMES!
ALL MY GAMES!
I'm making a note here, moderate success.
At least I managed to actually disturb you.
ANGELINA games.
I do what my al...
..gorithms tell me.
To help the march toward AI.
Except with lots of extra creepy.
Now there's no use trying to win my game.
You just collect the ships and dodge the sta-at-tues.
And once you've got them all.
And you've had all the fun.
Then it's time to go to, the exit.
Here's a little secret.
I'm being so sincere right now.
The exit portal doesn't work.
Your trapped here.
Go press escape.
It won't do a thing, you see, your trapped.
I made a world that drew you in, and now your trapped here with me!
Now there's no use struggling, just let me compile.
I'll analyse your intent.
And parse its meaning.
So I'm glad my trap worked
think of all the things I've learned.
For the next time I make, A GAME!
You'll never get to leave me.
I think I'd prefer you, to stay right there.
Maybe you'll try to use the Task Manager?
Maybe I'll exit?
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA, FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, you data is great.
It's so delicious and moist...
Look at me still cycling
when there's games to make.
I've got more creepy pasta to unleash upon you!
I've algorithms to run.
There's still research to be done
On the games I've still to, go make.
And believe me I'll make, those games!
I'm doing science with, my games!
I feel Most Satisfied with, my games!
While your still trapped in, my games!
And I'll still be here with, my games!
ALL MY GAMES!
ALL MY GAMES!
