As well as taunting people via voice chat in order for them to waste time replying via text chat(only if I'm desperate), I still havn't finished HL1, The Legend of Zelda, GTA IV (got five missions left), "The Mile High Club" from COD4 on Veteran, nor have I got a single one of my charictars (all four, soon five of them) in Fallout 3 past level 7. I also have never played a single JRPG or MMO (no internet connection on gaming PC. *rages at parents*. In fact the only RPG I have played would be Fallout 3, plus a demo of Gothic 3. Oh, and I was given a copy of Monkey Island 4 when I was 10 (having played none of the previous games) and finished it when I was 13. And then finished in under 20 hours.
Forgot that I have played through the entire HL2 saga (I read the wiki on HL1 for the still excellently delivered plot) on easy. With auto aim.