Confession

[The_Night_Walker]

I was guilty of drink driving last night, but there is reason behind it.

The number of people killed last year as a direct result of alcohol abuse was 35,000.
The number of people killed last year as a direct result of driving a car was 22,000.

The number of people who were killed last year as a direct result of drinking AND driving was 500.

I'm not taking any f**king chances.






If You Hadn't Guessed This is a Joke

 

[Baby Tea]

Why are you making a bunch of threads that are pointless?
If you hadn't guessed, this isn't a joke.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Much like the other thread, this isn't an appropriate way to make a thread on the Escapist as there is little to discuss and doesn't leave much room for intepretation.

 

[kperry148]

true true, im wondering where you got those statistics, cos they make no sense

 

[LeonLethality]

i heard this exact joke at the just for laughs comedy festival, you sir are a "hack comic" and dont make pointless threads (also credit the comedian you stole from >.>)

 

[ssgt splatter]

Baby Tea and Inverse Skies have a point dude, watch what AND how you post here.

 

[Hazy]

Be careful of what you post here, so as not to anger the Mods. *Cue Crackle of Thunder*

 

[Sewer Rat]

Earlier Today i posted 2 topics which were not to anyones taste

Congratulations, you are now at 4 and you have proven your apology was complete bullshit.

 

[Valkyira]

I was guilty of drink driving last night, but there is reason behind it.

The number of people killed last year as a direct result of alcohol abuse was 35,000.
The number of people killed last year as a direct result of driving a car was 22,000.

The number of people who were killed last year as a direct result of drinking AND driving was 500.

I'm not taking any f**king chances.






If You Hadn't Guessed This is a Joke

Stop making pointless threads, your not impressing anyone your just making yourself look like a complete tosser. The next time you drink drive, do us all a favor and crash into a wall

 

[electric_warrior]

lol, yeah drink driving is a funny subject. while we're at it lets make jokes about substance abuse, aids and paedophilia because they're all such appropriate subjects