Congratulations, you're about to die.

[Fritzvalt]

That's right, imagine you've contracted some sort of fatal illness, or maybe you have a bomb superglued to your face. The cause of your impending demise isn't important.. well, not to me, at least. We'll assume you've gone through all the depressing "Coming to terms," such actions and have thus moved onto the "Waiting for the end," stage. Is there any tidbit of knowledge that you feel you need to share with the world (or, in this case, the tech savvy followers of "The Escapist") before you finally kick the bucket? This can be great personal truths that you don't feel anyone ever understood about you, or maybe great life lessons, or maybe some cryptic message about a childhood toy.

I, for one, don't really have an answer for this. Anything I think of right now just sounds pretentious and pompous, so not really quite as grave (Pun is so intended) as the situation warrants. I am curious about your answers, though.

 

[Grayjack]

Nope. The world doesn't need to know anything I know.

 

[LongAndShort]

I'll take my secrets to the grave.

 

[GodsOneMistake]

I'm greater than all you assholes could possibly imagine so suck it...


(and by assholes I don't mean you escapies, I mean assholes that would have been in the area at the time)

 

[ToAsTy McBuTTeR]

i am the milkman, my milk is cold and delicious.

 

[Lyri]

I'd probably scribble down on a piece of paper.
"Dear Reader, I hope you're a Scientist.
I have a theory about using insects that cause Necrotic wounds on cancer cells, do me a favor and figure that out for me"

 

[WoUlD_yOu_KiNdLy]

Hmmmmmmm......
Lets see as I am very wisdomous xD. Dont slap a bear with a fish it can only end badly. Also dont stick a bomb to your face. Thats got to be a good one to.

 

[Danzaivar]

It's a damn good question, kind of self defeating tho. If it's something to say before death then it's either a) something subconscious that you couldn't recall in a normal scenario or b) something so big that you daren't say it before you die. Thus making it unlikely that it would be put up on here.

Personally I'd probably apologise to my family that I didn't get as far as I'd hoped. Nothing else comes to mind really. =/

 

[Nmil-ek]

Copious amounts of yoghurt really dosen't do anything for hangovers.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

...so I'm not actually going to die?

*runs naked into the street in celebration and hugs random people*

 

[Fritzvalt]

It's a damn good question, kind of self defeating tho. If it's something to say before death then it's either a) something subconscious that you couldn't recall in a normal scenario or b) something so big that you daren't say it before you die. Thus making it unlikely that it would be put up on here.

Personally I'd probably apologise to my family that I didn't get as far as I'd hoped. Nothing else comes to mind really. =/

Yea, it does kind of come as self defeating. That, and some good old fashioned egoism.

Hmmmmmmm......
Lets see as I am very wisdomuos xD dont slap a bear with a fish it can only end badly. Also dont stick and bomb to your face. Thats got to be a good one to.

Don't fry bacon naked.

 

[slackbheep]

I would take my secrets, and wander off into the wilderness.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

I don't want to break my bubble of believing I'm the smartest motherf***** in the world, so I'll keep my actually stupid secrets.

 

[The_Chief]

i tell everyone that cup noodles are made of sperm. i wait and see if they believe me.

 

[perpetual_gusto]

I would tell a random person that I actually loved the "Twilight" movie, and then grab onto him and take him down with me.

Not that I really loved Twilight. Let's just clarify that.

 

[Kellerb]

one life. live it.

 

[Fritzvalt]

...so I'm not actually going to die?

*runs naked into the street in celebration and hugs random people*

I didn't want to tell you, but, in your case, this topic is kinda important... you just haven't been told yet.

 

[MK Tha Rebel]

That depends.

If it's a disease, then I wouldn't say anything.

If I have a bomb superglued to my face, I'm going to the K-mart I used to work at and taking that ************ down with me! I wouldn't say anything, just laugh.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

...so I'm not actually going to die?

*runs naked into the street in celebration and hugs random people*

I didn't want to tell you, but, in your case, this topic is kinda important... you just haven't been told yet.

...

...Oh.

...

...

...I guess my piece of advice is going to be not to count your chickens before they're hatched then...*walks solemnly down the road (still naked) and cries on an old lady at a bus stop as it begins to snow*

 

[Tri Force95]

That's right, imagine you've contracted some sort of fatal illness, or maybe you have a bomb superglued to your face. The cause of your impending demise isn't important.. well, not to me, at least. We'll assume you've gone through all the depressing "Coming to terms," such actions and have thus moved onto the "Waiting for the end," stage. Is there any tidbit of knowledge that you feel you need to share with the world (or, in this case, the tech savvy followers of "The Escapist") before you finally kick the bucket? This can be great personal truths that you don't feel anyone ever understood about you, or maybe great life lessons, or maybe some cryptic message about a childhood toy.

I, for one, don't really have an answer for this. Anything I think of right now just sounds pretentious and pompous, so not really quite as grave (Pun is so intended) as the situation warrants. I am curious about your answers, though.

I would write a letter talking about some stupid secret fortune i hid (that i didnt really) and my lasts words would be, "Don't let the wet moose fall." to leave everyone in suspense trying to figure out what it means.