conquer the world

[massau]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

 

[zacaron]

open a bulk buy store for low prices choke out local competition open more stores raise prices slightly expand into other markets choke competition raise prices begin producing and selling everything

 

[massau]

what if you die of a natural death?
and if u conquer the world you will end some wars

Then my scientists have failed, and everyone gets to die.
And yeah, you would think that, until I had them wage war against eachother to amuse me.

so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne

 

[massau]

open a bulk buy store for low prices choke out local competition open more stores raise prices slightly expand into other markets choke competition raise prices begin producing and selling everything

i think many country's will give you a large bill

 

[Abedeus]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

 

[massau]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France

 

[Kingsman]

Pretty much, it would involve a self-sustaining space station I could live in and a self-replicating batch of monsters/machines which fed on any matter around them.

You can fill in the gaps yourself.

 

[Trivun]

This thread has no bearing on me. I've already conquered the world...

My first victims of my tyrannical reign are the Pussycat Dolls, Uwe Boll and Britney Spears. They will go into the grinder...

Nah, just kidding. But yeah, the world is mine. Sorry to burst your bubbles, people...

 

[Subzerowings]

Well this seems to be a fun topic, I'll make up my own strategy:
1.Quit my job and become a teacher with a forged graduation certificate.
2.Start by giving the class lessons in discipline, pride and community (mimmicking the "The Wave" experiment).
3.After they completely follow my orders, I will expand my followers to all the adolecents of the school.
4.Gather money from the pupils to hire hackers to stage a bankruptcy in that country for one week by creating a virus that will overcrowd websites so they disappear, destroying the internet.
5.Amids the chaos influence the population of the city I'm in and overtrow the local governement.
6.Force the mayor to let the military send extra help to this city.
7.Kill the military squads with a suprise attack from the population and use their equipement to take over additional cities.
8.(fourth day) After gathering enough forces attack the military base of the country (now with almost no troops), steal their equipement and take over the capital.
9.With half of the population I will conquer a nearby country while the other half will head to the main military base of the area (containing nukes) while it's soldiers are off to kill the other half.
10.After taking over the base I will nuke the remaining countries and use theirs to nuke others.
11.(seventh day) Taken over the world.
12.(eight day) Eat icecream.YUMMY

 

[ThatDudeThere]

My plan is already on motion. I just have to create my army of superzombie-ninjas. Otherwise im set.

 

[Valiance]

I would build up a massive private army capable of protecting me. I may even create super-soldiers.
Why not?

It worked so good in those video games, yar?
Especially FEAR!

Anyway, I wouldn't WANT to conquer this planet. I'd want the world.

That said, I'd purchase scientists, engineers, and all available civilian spaceflight technology. They'd get to work on faster space travel devices (most likely nuclear thrusters) and we start at the moon and work our way out.

Moon/Mars and Venus if we develop a way to stabilize the weather there.

And once we can get to Jupiter quick enough, we head for Europa.

And if earth really matters so much, I'd just buy my way into the privileged elite Illuminati who already run the world and toy with governments with puppet strings.

 

[D_987]

how would you conquer the world u have a unlimited amount of money

then why would i want the world?

Good point.

 

[Flap Jack452]

Also, I should be able to control the laser with my mind.
Just in case.

Hmm... potential flaw. What if during one of your many day dreams you imagine what would happen if you thought the code phrase and your laser went off.

That would be the biggest facepalm [http://www.justinbuist.org/blog/images/polar-bear-face-palm_thumbnail.jpg] ever

EDIT: OP, you have managed 2 seperate triple posts, and 1 double post. That is epic.

 

[Valiance]

I would build up a massive private army capable of protecting me. I may even create super-soldiers.
Why not?

It worked so good in those video games, yar?
Especially FEAR!

Anyway, I wouldn't WANT to conquer this planet. I'd want the world.

That said, I'd purchase scientists, engineers, and all available civilian spaceflight technology. They'd get to work on faster space travel devices (most likely nuclear thrusters) and we start at the moon and work our way out.

Moon/Mars and Venus if we develop a way to stabilize the weather there.

And once we can get to Jupiter quick enough, we head for Europa.

And if earth really matters so much, I'd just buy my way into the privileged elite Illuminati who already run the world and toy with governments with puppet strings.

Never played FEAR, but I could make it work.
Your idea is good too, though. Terraform the Moon and use it as your seat of power.

And then what could the earth do against my fleet of orbiting death satellites?

 

[Pimppeter2]

My plan is already on motion. I just have to create my army of superzombie-ninjas. Otherwise im set.

Hers a guide

http://ninjasrus.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/scan00021.jpg
(not actually done by me)

 

[massau]

so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne

No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.

maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.

 

[Flap Jack452]

The more pressing question is how you know I constantly daydream.

You just seem like the type who is always thinking about something not in the present.

 

[Abedeus]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France

YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne

No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.

maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.

Or, I could continue to rule until my death (if I must die,) and then everyone can die with me.
That's how we're going to do things.
Think of it as...a persuasive argument to keep me alive as long as humanly or scientifically or godly possible.

So... its a case of 'it doesn't end well'.

 

[massau]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France

YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.

u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer