conquer the world

[massau]

so you want to be immortal but is there one way that a son or other family member may get the throne

No, because I hate children and none of my family members have the lack of empathy it takes to rule something as annoying as humanity.

maybe u can give it to somebody you know that can lead humanity.

Or, I could continue to rule until my death (if I must die,) and then everyone can die with me.
That's how we're going to do things.
Think of it as...a persuasive argument to keep me alive as long as humanly or scientifically or godly possible.

maybe you nee to let it look like the apocalypse that would be cool

 

[SamuelT]

With my unlimited funds, I would buy all of the scientists in the world and have them create a weapon capable of destroying entire countries from space (perhaps a space laser of some sort).

Then you're in luck. They've developed a space based weapon, capable of raining death with the pwer of a few nuclear weapons.

Curiously dubbed: "Rods of God"

 

[ThreeWords]

Better yet, if you have infinite money, just buy the world. Then you have no trouble with people moaning cos you're in charge. After all, you did pay them.

However, I do have a plan for in case you get rebels etc, that's a bit like this:

Furthermore, if I were to die, my space laser(s) (always have a backup) would destroy the world.
Because the best way to make sure a rag-tag bunch of freedom fighters don't assassinate you is to make sure if you die, everyone else does too.
Also, I should be able to control the laser with my mind.

Only I'd just install nukes under every place with over 500 people per square kilometre, paying off anyone who objected with stupid amounts of money, then give them detonators which are reverse rigged to my vital signs: if one stops, the other starts
In essence, at the moment of my death, the whole civilised world goes up in nuclear smoke

This however, is only the first move. After that, I would focus on building a replica of the human brain, then encode it with the same pattern as my brain, effectively creating my own mind in computer form. I would then modify the detonators for the above mentioned nukes so that the only thing stopping them going off was my computer self. I would have given myself immortality.

Finally, I would reprogram a simplified version of myself into a virus and proceed to infect every computer in the world, ending up as a version of Big Brother, in control of all technology and vital to the continuation of human life

I might even go on to create a whole religion out of it...

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

first steel all of the kangaroos and sent them to the moon.then drop giant robot rabbits on every major city in the world. then the kangaroos will come back from the moon with super powers and kill all of the robot rabbits.now the world will be ruled by kangaroos. then i will be crowd king for sending the kangaroos to mars.

or

Built a death star

 

[Abedeus]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France

YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.

u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer

I'm underaged, I don't care for beer. And Poland is almost as good at making chocolates as the Belgians.

Besides, you are comparing your beer to the beer of a 1000-year old drinking country? Good luck.

 

[Fantastico]

I'd just nuke everything and then crown myself ruler of the world. After all, there won't be anyone left to challenge me.

 

[massau]

I would buy every single nuclear device on Earth.

And then detonate them all above some country. I'd throw the die:

1. China.
2. USA.
3. Canada.
4. France.
5. Mexico.
6. Japan.


And probably make two sides with a 4.

why on France u need to spear at least one country were u can live if you throw one on France you will end Europa

Okay, then I'll use my infinite money to make France implode. You know, I'll place it so it makes a perfect explosion in the shape of France.

and the radiation of a nuke. we will get all killed trough the radiation illness
but i only hate the languish France

YOU will all get killed. I'll just wait till the wind blows to the west. Or north, nobody knows where the Dutch live anyway.

Or hell, if I have unlimited money anyway, I'll just build a giant titanum dome shaped like France, drop it on them and make them live underground as Mole People.

u cant live without belguim chocolate and beer

I'm underaged, I don't care for beer. And Poland is almost as good at making chocolates as the Belgians.

Besides, you are comparing your beer to the beer of a 1000-year old drinking country? Good luck.

don't you know where belguim lies on the world map i mean we are also drinking beer for a very long time we even drunk honey beer wen we were barbarians

 

[Jimmyjames]

how would you conquer the world you just have enough money for this job and don't got future technology.i have EDIT it ok u must read it again
and if it was unlimited you had done everything except conquering the world.

mine idea is. and i will start with a country without land
1first build a large army and get some tanks
2i go and get all power plants
3than i get all the resources
4than i cut all electricity of the enemy down dawn
5than i shall try to get all the nuke silos
and than i can take the world because the enemy hasn't got many nukes to throw to mine country
and than i will be crowned as the emperor of the world

I'm going to punch holes in your plans.

If your country has no land, where do you get the resources to even START a plan for world domination?
1. See above. Where do you get the money for this infantry and armor?
2. You're supposing that your army is strong enough to waltz in and take over another country's infrastructure. Doubtful if you didn't have the resources to put together an army in the first place.
3. If you didn't have resources before, how do you get #1?
4. How would you deal with the generators and dedicated power backups that ALL military bases have? Cutting power to the general populace would do very little.
5. Supposing you COULD take over the "nuke silos", what makes you think that every other country in the would wouldn't preemptively nuke those sites so you couldn't launch an offensive? Not to mention, the second you started this offensive in the first place, the UN would very likely authorize sanctions and take you out of the ballgame before you even start. Got energy reserves? Got food for your army? Got plenty of munitions? Sure hope so, because once sanctions start, you wont.

 

[massau]

how would you conquer the world you just have enough money for this job and don't got future technology.i have EDIT it ok u must read it again
and if it was unlimited you had done everything except conquering the world.

mine idea is. and i will start with a country without land
1first build a large army and get some tanks
2i go and get all power plants
3than i get all the resources
4than i cut all electricity of the enemy down dawn
5than i shall try to get all the nuke silos
and than i can take the world because the enemy hasn't got many nukes to throw to mine country
and than i will be crowned as the emperor of the world

I'm going to punch holes in your plans.

If your country has no land, where do you get the resources to even START a plan for world domination?
1. See above. Where do you get the money for this infantry and armor?
2. You're supposing that your army is strong enough to waltz in and take over another country's infrastructure. Doubtful if you didn't have the resources to put together an army in the first place.
3. If you didn't have resources before, how do you get #1?
4. How would you deal with the generators and dedicated power backups that ALL military bases have? Cutting power to the general populace would do very little.
5. Supposing you COULD take over the "nuke silos", what makes you think that every other country in the would wouldn't preemptively nuke those sites so you couldn't launch an offensive? Not to mention, the second you started this offensive in the first place, the UN would very likely authorize sanctions and take you out of the ballgame before you even start. Got energy reserves? Got food for your army? Got plenty of munitions? Sure hope so, because once sanctions start, you wont.

good points but i will start with a private company .
and i mean with no land i just don't own one but when i start mine attack i will take resources plant and power plants first. but i forgot that they would have back up generators

and i will try to convince to the people that if we live in one world it would be better because there are no more countries that can fight against each other.
and i will use the nuke plants to make a EMP and lay mine enemy's down.
and i need to convince some other country's to work with me

 

[massau]

I would build up a massive private army capable of protecting me. I may even create super-soldiers.
Why not?

It worked so good in those video games, yar?
Especially FEAR!

Anyway, I wouldn't WANT to conquer this planet. I'd want the world.

That said, I'd purchase scientists, engineers, and all available civilian spaceflight technology. They'd get to work on faster space travel devices (most likely nuclear thrusters) and we start at the moon and work our way out.

Moon/Mars and Venus if we develop a way to stabilize the weather there.

And once we can get to Jupiter quick enough, we head for Europa.

And if earth really matters so much, I'd just buy my way into the privileged elite Illuminati who already run the world and toy with governments with puppet strings.

you mean conquer the universe that's almost impossible and you will have to fight aliens
its almost infinite in size its just too great and it will never be possible to role that by only one human

 

[APPCRASH]

I'd like to see you guys try taking America. I'll be waiting.

 

[Valiance]

you mean conquer the universe that's almost impossible and you will have to fight aliens
its almost infinite in size its just too great and it will never be possible to role that by only one human

Baby steps.

This solar system first.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

If I had unlimited monetary resources, there would be absolutely no point in conquering the world as I would already possess the means to acquire any power, influence or resource I deemed necessary. Even more fun, I could easily devastate nations on a whim by rapidly pouring in capital, allowing the economy to expand at alarming rates and then yanking it all back out again.

 

[massau]

If I had unlimited monetary resources, there would be absolutely no point in conquering the world as I would already possess the means to acquire any power, influence or resource I deemed necessary. Even more fun, I could easily devastate nations on a whim by rapidly pouring in capital, allowing the economy to expand at alarming rates and then yanking it all back out again.

i sad that u have don everything and you're bored so you only thing that left is taking over the world

 

[massau]

you mean conquer the universe that's almost impossible and you will have to fight aliens
its almost infinite in size its just too great and it will never be possible to role that by only one human

Baby steps.

This solar system first.

maybe you need to find a way to control space and time. if you can control that you can defeat even the biggest army in the world you could even survive a nuke its just the ultimate power

 

[BadGadgit]

1) Employ a bunch of scientists to start working on disease cures- get a huge team working for a decade or 2 until you actually cure something or find a palliative.
2) Build a bunker or 3 in various locales to retreat to-design them to be self contained for 5 years if needed. Stockpile all sorts of data, power generators, seed crops and everything else you'd need to start anew.
3) After attaining a certain degree of credibility I'd get the smartest of my workers to work on virus fusing until we mix a rhinovirus and a retrovirus (i.e. a cold and hiv) as well as a counter/cure for the disease and have a team simultaneously release it around the world as vectors. If the disease had an incubation of several months the world could be infected before anyone saw symptoms. Have them do some business to make the trips seem legit then have them return to the bunker and get inoculated. Release a # of other viruses simultaneously to hit the world and cause lethal pandemics.
4) Wait a few years till the diseases have taken their toll- if the Earth's population is low enough the stockpiles of equipment and your team should be able to control a nice sizable area of land if not eventually gain world domination. Bonus points for organizing cells around the world.

sounds like a tom clancy novel i read once

 

[Delicious]

and i will start with a country without land

Holy fuck Atlantis?!

 

[HentMas]

1) Employ a bunch of scientists to start working on disease cures- get a huge team working for a decade or 2 until you actually cure something or find a palliative.
2) Build a bunker or 3 in various locales to retreat to-design them to be self contained for 5 years if needed. Stockpile all sorts of data, power generators, seed crops and everything else you'd need to start anew.
3) After attaining a certain degree of credibility I'd get the smartest of my workers to work on virus fusing until we mix a rhinovirus and a retrovirus (i.e. a cold and hiv) as well as a counter/cure for the disease and have a team simultaneously release it around the world as vectors. If the disease had an incubation of several months the world could be infected before anyone saw symptoms. Have them do some business to make the trips seem legit then have them return to the bunker and get inoculated. Release a # of other viruses simultaneously to hit the world and cause lethal pandemics.
4) Wait a few years till the diseases have taken their toll- if the Earth's population is low enough the stockpiles of equipment and your team should be able to control a nice sizable area of land if not eventually gain world domination. Bonus points for organizing cells around the world.

this sounds a lot like resident evil... just dont invest in the project "Alice" and you will be OK!

 

[Korolev]

I don't think it's possible to conquer the world for a significant period of time. Even if you built up a gigantic army, and you manage to destroy all governments in the world, I can guarantee you that either unrests or revolts against your rule would force you to give up some land, or due to the huge vast government you'd have to have, some of your subordinants are going to turn against you and you'll have a civil war and then the "empire" would split up into individual countries again.

Without future communications and transport technology (to make the government more efficient at crushing dissent) or mind-control (or mind-drugging) or genetic cloning technology to create an army of super clones that will always be loyal, you're stuck with working with humans, and humans will fall into groups and fight against one another. A LASTING "One World" government doesn't seem possible at this stage. You might be able to persuade all governments to unite, for maybe, oh say 5 years, but it'll fall apart. Just look at the UN - they aren't a world government, but if you see the arguments between nation states, you'll realize that conquering the world, no matter how powerful a conventional, modern day army you have, is not possible for the long run.

If I had to conquer the world and I only had modern day tech to do it? And money and materials were no issue? I'd stockpile 30,000 nuclear bombs (about the combined arsenal of the US and USSR at the height of the cold war) and set them all off at once. 99.99% of the world's population would be dead. I'd live in a bunker and arm myself with huge stockpiles of food and weapons and when I come out, almost everyone would be dead and I'd have the only technology left in the world. I would then plant my flag and say "THIS CHARRED, DESOLATE VOID BELONGS TO ME! ME! ALL FOR ME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA". That would get boring after 10 minutes so then I'd off myself.

 

[massau]

and i will start with a country without land

Holy fuck Atlantis?!

i start with that because i can have a counter attack than i will be always moving so they cant track me and kill me with a rocket