Consolation Prizes

[Urgh76]

As we know, most of these suck... all the time.....

Your job is to make a consolation prize for the Escapist member above you, based on them, or just something totally bizarre that you would like to give away at your TV show.

For me, I would give a box of tissues

Spoiler: and a mug :3

Your turn.

EDIT: Oh and be sure to say thank you!

 

[AvsJoe]

You did not join up on the same day as me. For that you do not win the top prize. However, you get a fire extinguisher as a consolation prize. Enjoy!

 

[Urgh76]

Gee.... thanks.....

Im overjoyed.....

You came in 2nd place for best gift of all time.

Spoiler: here you go

*psst* it's coffee flavored*

 

[Urgh76]

Every time... every time.....