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Maverick Siragusa

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lets make up some conspiracies that mite be true. who knows, the government does.

So the Apollo landing was faked, but the Nazis had a moon base possibly as early as 1942, and were building a death-ray to destroy Briton! gee willikers
 

Gardenclaw

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JFK was not actually shot. He was just unlucky that the car was in the path of a wasp attempting to break the sound barrier.
 

Old Hat

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Oh no, this isn't in forum games! Let the bitching commence!

Also, the Russians are working side-by-side with the little green men to destroy freedom and democracy and apple pie and are going to turn us all into mind-controlled slaves!
 

open trap

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The Escapist is actully a seceret recruiting site for an army of death and in the fine print when you sine up it says we sell our lives to the mods.
 

Milo Windby

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Elvis is not dead, he just got tired of fame and hired a double to take over and the double is the one who died. The real Elvis is alive in an old folks home and entertains the folks every Monday with music ^^
 

zen5887

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open trap said:
The Escapist is actully a seceret recruiting site for an army of death and in the fine print when you sine up it says we sell our lives to the mods.
Thats actually pretty common knowledge.
 

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Denno Senshi Porygon, an episode of Pokemon first aired on December 16, 1997, was the first of its kind. The episode in question was able to send 675 children to hospitals in ambulances due to seizures, nausea and trouble seeing. The reason for these ill effects, were due to a particular scene in the episode. Approximately 20 minutes in to the episode, Pikachu destroys a missile with its thunderbolt attack. The explosion that followed was animated in flashing red and blue lights. The lights in question blinked at 12 Hz for 4 seconds in near full screen, and then another two seconds in full screen. The amount of children affected was unprecedented, and holds a Guinness World Record: "Most Photosensitive Epileptic Seizures Caused by a Television Show". Was this necessary? Why was the episode not tested, before broadcasting? Why did the Japanese Government let this episode through the filter? The answer is clear, they wished for Porygon to be discriminated against.

Let us take a closer look at the facts for a minute. The first episode that Porygon ever appeared in is where the incident occurred. Porygon is a computer Pokemon, which represents progress and change. In the episode, the protagonists end up going into a computer system, where we end up meeting our poor hated Pokemon. The Japanese government wants to control their people as much as possible, and they lose a lot of that control when their citizens gain access to technology. Seeing as how Porygon represents this technology, the Japanese government saw it as a threat, and placed the seizure inducing scenes inside the episode.

There were quite a lot of things to happen after the episode was shown in Japan. Around 12 000 were not sent to hospital, but still had minor symptoms after watching the episode. Nintendo's stocks went down 5%. Japanese television broadcasters also produced a set of guidelines for flashing lights in anime shows. Flashing lights were no longer allowed to flash more than three times per second. The flashing images were also not allowed to be shown for more than two straight seconds. The episode was subsequently banned in every other country that Pokemon is shown, and has yet to be shown. The episode was even dubbed, and had the flashing slowed down. This is what the Japanese government has done. They have stopped progress, by effectively removing one of the Pokemon (and its evolutions) that is on the forefront of change. Porygon, Porygon2 and Porygon-Z have never been shown in the anime, and probably never will.
 

Georgie_Leech

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WoW was a test created by Blizzard to determine who was intelligent enough to live after they take over the world with telekinetic powers.

No survivors yet...
 

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Stargate SG1 is based on a true story. Its used as a cover to make people think they are getting reality confused with TV. The episodes are based on SGC mission reports.
 

Dreey

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This is the funniest i have:
The government put something in the tapwater that makes rainbows appear in our gardenhoses.
 

The Random One

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The Priory of Sion, as described by Dan Brown in The Da Vinci Code, is real, and Dan Brown himself is one of its highest ranking members. The Da Vinci Code was written explicitly so that they could reveal their secrets about the progeny of Jesus Christ, which they have hard data on, under a veil of fiction. The Priory believe that one of Jesus' descendants will become the second coming when the world is ready for his rule, which they believe, based on apocryphal gospels, is a form of agnosticism without any dogma or structure set in stone. They are trying to force this belief into the populace by using a series of measures to discredit the church and religion in the world's eyes. Another of their highest ranking members is Richard Dawkins: he suggested that atheists 'go on the offensive' against religion on the Priory orders. The idea is to turn atheists into equivalents of religious fanatics in the public eye, closing down discussion and dismissing anyone who doesn't agree with them. (Dawkins himself, naturally, believes in God - the Priory's interpretation of him, much kinder and neutral than most Christian denominations.) The idea is that, unable to trust either religion or atheism, the public will be drawn towards agnosticism, at which point the Second Coming of Christ will be able to convince the public of the 'true' religion, just in time for the apocalypse.
 

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You know how Manson claimed Helter Skelter was inspired by cryptic messages in the Beatles' songs? He was telling the truth. That's why they broke up shortly after his capture.

Paul McCartney, for one, still advised Manson to escape and continue on his spree with such songs as Band on the Run, Too Many People, Someone's Knocking at your door, and Live and Let Die - but he, too eventually gave up, and started doing duets with Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson.
 

A random person

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The Illuminati created love to control people. This explains why the Bible, another one of their mind control devices, promotes it. Also, they invented the family in the stone age, and the Bush administration caused the Haiti earthquake with a Tesla earthquake generator.

Fun fact: those are actual conspiracy theories, and they all came from the same guy.
 

Arachon

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Why do I get the feeling you actually believe that stuff?

OT:

JFK wasn't assasinated, he planned his own death, practically committing suicide, as he was unable to make the sacrifice his prescient visions showed him, that were required to save humanity from extinction.

Said sacrifice was later made by his son.

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