conspiracy theory time!
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Because I planned to write a book (or at least a story) based on that (replacing Brown and Dawkins with expies, naturally) and so it feel very consistent in my mind. I actually wrote a good chunk of the Priory's history, relating them to the Templars and the Merovigian dinasty. But writing a conspiracy story is very difficult, because you're pulling double duty - you need to come up with an interesting conspiracy, then with an interesting story that unfolds the details of the conspiracy well. So I gave up and am now posting all that stuff on the internet.Arachon said:
It does make a lot of sense though, doesn't it?
This is so silly, but I think I have one that will take the cake ^_^
Most video gamers (mostly the group in Australia) have come up with a 12 step plan of how to kill, main, and/or remove hated Australian, Michael Atkinson, from power due to the fact his game related politics have ruined their gaming experience.
However, the reason he still lives is due to the fact that upon his demise, Atkinson will return as one of the undead and ravage Australia with worse legation that would impact every other aspect of a gamers? lives, and so making it better that he live until the most powerful gamer is ready to take care of Atkinson.
Most video gamers (mostly the group in Australia) have come up with a 12 step plan of how to kill, main, and/or remove hated Australian, Michael Atkinson, from power due to the fact his game related politics have ruined their gaming experience.
However, the reason he still lives is due to the fact that upon his demise, Atkinson will return as one of the undead and ravage Australia with worse legation that would impact every other aspect of a gamers? lives, and so making it better that he live until the most powerful gamer is ready to take care of Atkinson.
This is an absolute classic video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqf0N0Z2nps
This guy believes that 1 in 5 people are free masons, or reptilian shapeshifters. Which is somehow prophecised in the bible. The evidence for this is that the triangle and circle are both Illuminati/masonic symbols, and people being part of a secret society (consisting of over 1 billion members by the sounds of it) is the only reasonable explanation for the prevalance of these shapes. Or something... his reasoning is a tad unclear.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqf0N0Z2nps
This guy believes that 1 in 5 people are free masons, or reptilian shapeshifters. Which is somehow prophecised in the bible. The evidence for this is that the triangle and circle are both Illuminati/masonic symbols, and people being part of a secret society (consisting of over 1 billion members by the sounds of it) is the only reasonable explanation for the prevalance of these shapes. Or something... his reasoning is a tad unclear.
The moon landing was faked in a sound stage on Mars.
Bill Nye is secretly the last of the Time Lords and controls all of the world's leaders with the Archangel Network hidden in our satellites.
The government puts fluoride in the water to make our teeth prettier so they can sell them as necklaces to aliens.
Video games are a worldwide plot to turn young nerds who would otherwise change the world into introverts who never go outside.
Bill Nye is secretly the last of the Time Lords and controls all of the world's leaders with the Archangel Network hidden in our satellites.
The government puts fluoride in the water to make our teeth prettier so they can sell them as necklaces to aliens.
Video games are a worldwide plot to turn young nerds who would otherwise change the world into introverts who never go outside.
"North" was actually an AWESOME FILM! But because people worried the film would just ruin the film industry for being too good and everything would be compared to it, they made it shitty through Editing and Killed Rob Reiner and replaced him with a different Rob Reiner.
(Youtube North Up)
(Youtube North Up)
Abraham Lincoln was never actually assassinated. Just as the bullet pierced his head he pulled his soul out of his body and traveled to a distant sun on the edge of the universe... to this day he has been creating a new body out of Dark Matter. Eventually Aliens will enslave everyone on earth and make us work in their diamond mines on mars. On that day Abraham Lincoln will finish his new body and travel across the universe and free us all with his repeter that shoots lightning.
Richard Nixon was framed in the Watergate incident.
It was really his head from the year 3000!
"I'm not a crook's head!"
It was really his head from the year 3000!
"I'm not a crook's head!"
