Continue the story!

[kiwi_poo]

Said rocket unicorns had...

.

.

rocket unicorns.

Welcome to the Escapist![footnote]Or at least the forums.[/footnote]

 

[Thundero13]

...an enormous pile of...

rocket unicorns.

What Kiwi said! And I wish to be the first to give you a hug during your stay here =) *hugs*

 

[kingofkumquats]

burning fruit



why thank you its nice to be welcomed so nicely

 

[kiwi_poo]

which they used to...

why thank you its nice to be welcomed so nicely

It's all part of the indoctrination process Escapist's culture. We always try to give a warm welcome.

 

[kingofkumquats]

set fire to the moon

cool thanks

 

[kiwi_poo]

because they wanted to...

 

[kingofkumquats]

burn the space witches

 

[kiwi_poo]

who had wronged them by...

 

[Thundero13]

dancing on mars with puffs of cheese and

 

[Evil Smurf]

then snorted 23 kg of cheese, then died.

 

[kiwi_poo]

They did this, because

 

[Thundero13]

years ago, one of them saw

 

[Eternal Skies]

...a giant robot, not just any robot as this one had a face and was shaped like a...

 

[Thundero13]

human who doesn't have a face!

 

[Eternal Skies]

human who doesn't have a face!

Indeed, and what did our hero do, once they saw this robot?

Why that's obvious, he....

(That was clever, if a bit paradoxical Thundero13.)

 

[kiwi_poo]

realized that this story didn't have a hero and ran off to...

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

Doctor Dastardly's Diabolical Dome of Dread, where

 

[Thundero13]

he smacked Mr Alliterate for giving it such a silly name

 

[Evil Smurf]

Mr Alliterate then snorted the giant robot with a face and was shaped like a human who doesn't have a face!

 

[kiwi_poo]

Then, a giant fish spawned in...