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Mr.Philip said:
Grand-daddy longlegs aren't venomous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

Vikings didn't wear horned helmets. (At least in battle.)
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2189/did-vikings-really-wear-horns-on-their-helmets
You mean daddy longlegs, and they are venomous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellar_spider
 
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Spanishax said:
undeadexistentialist said:
Spanishax said:
Nevertheless, when Jesus came, he essentially rendered the Old Testament laws void, to make way for the new age of societies that were rising up (such as our own, two thousand years later). Jesus SAID not to judge LEST YE BE JUDGED, and to basically love and tolerate the SHIT out of everyone. That's four points of Biblical history against Westboro's beliefs right there...
Without getting too far into R&P here, this is arguable
- ?For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.? (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV),
- "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)
- "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

to start with.

http://www.evilbible.com/do_not_ignore_ot.htm
http://www.bethinking.org/bible-jesus/introductory/q-how-did-jesus-view-the-old-testament.htm
http://carm.org/questions/about-jesus/what-did-jesus-teach-about-old-testament
http://www.atheistrev.com/2009/06/did-jesus-abolish-old-testament.html

The last also deals with the 'mosaic law' you talked about. Further to that. I've seen some (not all, I'll admit that right now) of the Code of Hammurabi while I was studying law and while, yes, it did prescribe death as a penalty rather often, it also expressed a sentiment of gender politics that was positively progressive by the standards of biblical law which followed.

Again, this is all menat in a friendly manner, coz who wants another bloody flame war on this topic
Those are excellent points, and it's good that you brought them up, because those lines in Scripture have actually been the primary sources of confusion. What most scholars have come to the conclusion of however, is that "the Law" Jesus is referring to is actually representing the WHOLE of the Old Testament. And it IS true that Jesus did not come to void all of the Old Testament, because it is still important. He wanted the history, wisdom, and morals to be available to everyone, even if much of the Mosaic law was replaced by the new Law Jesus taught (some call it "the Word"). The reason he stated that anyone who doesn't take the commandments seriously or teaches others that the Old Testament is pointless, lest they be "the least in his kingdom", was to clarify that he did NOT desire the dereliction of the Old Testament; he was specifying that he was NOT there to replace the Old Testament with what would eventually be known as the New Testament. Both Testaments are important for Christian knowledge, even if the laws and ideals of the ancient Israeli no longer apply to our own society.

http://www.ukapologetics.net/Jesusandthelaw.html
http://bible.org/article/mosaic-law-its-function-and-purpose-new-testament

Romans 6:14 - 6:21, Galatians 3:10 - 3:14, and many more also provide adequate proof.

Sorry, I hope I'm not sounding too preachy. lol

If this becomes uninteresting to you, please inform me, and I will terminate this dialogue.
Oh not at all, in fact I'm at university studying philosophy, one of my main areas being religion, so as long as we can keep it friendly and intellectual I'm fine :)

I didn't really have time to go over your links (I'm actually supposed to be working on an essay due tomorrow) one point from your post that did strike me is that you said he didn't come to void ALL the Old Testament, and mentioning that some of the Old doesn't apply to modern society. I take from that that he's, if you'll forgive the use of a potentially emotive phrase, cherry-picking in that he's taking the bits that are more geared towards his own message and using that message to overwrite the bits that go against that.

The issue I have there is that in the quotes that I mentioned, he seemed pretty dead-set on keeping it as-is; "not an iota, not a dot", "not the smallest letter will change", "not to abolish, but to fulfill", "not the smallest part, or the smallest of a letter will pass" all seem to be saying not that we should keep the general principle but some of it needs to change because it doesn't apply or conform with the message of love, but that every single part of the Old Testament and everything contained therein was to stay exactly as strong as it had been, exactly as relevant, and that "not to abolish, but to fulfill" quote seems to say that, if anything, he wanted to strengthen the law that came before.

I apologise if this is covered in your links (I'll look at them once this essay is handed in and give a more informed reply then) and also it occurred to me that I ought at least say something about the websites I linked; specifically the "evilbible" one, sorry about that I just googled "jesus on the Old Testament" and took the first few links that came up with. Not exactly what I would've called it, in the interests of keeping an open dialogue
 

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undeadexistentialist said:
Spanishax said:
undeadexistentialist said:
Spanishax said:
Nevertheless, when Jesus came, he essentially rendered the Old Testament laws void, to make way for the new age of societies that were rising up (such as our own, two thousand years later). Jesus SAID not to judge LEST YE BE JUDGED, and to basically love and tolerate the SHIT out of everyone. That's four points of Biblical history against Westboro's beliefs right there...
Without getting too far into R&P here, this is arguable
- ?For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota, not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so, shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.? (Matthew 5:18-19 RSV),
- "It is easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of the letter of the law to become invalid." (Luke 16:17 NAB)
- "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17 NAB)

to start with.

http://www.evilbible.com/do_not_ignore_ot.htm
http://www.bethinking.org/bible-jesus/introductory/q-how-did-jesus-view-the-old-testament.htm
http://carm.org/questions/about-jesus/what-did-jesus-teach-about-old-testament
http://www.atheistrev.com/2009/06/did-jesus-abolish-old-testament.html

The last also deals with the 'mosaic law' you talked about. Further to that. I've seen some (not all, I'll admit that right now) of the Code of Hammurabi while I was studying law and while, yes, it did prescribe death as a penalty rather often, it also expressed a sentiment of gender politics that was positively progressive by the standards of biblical law which followed.

Again, this is all menat in a friendly manner, coz who wants another bloody flame war on this topic
Those are excellent points, and it's good that you brought them up, because those lines in Scripture have actually been the primary sources of confusion. What most scholars have come to the conclusion of however, is that "the Law" Jesus is referring to is actually representing the WHOLE of the Old Testament. And it IS true that Jesus did not come to void all of the Old Testament, because it is still important. He wanted the history, wisdom, and morals to be available to everyone, even if much of the Mosaic law was replaced by the new Law Jesus taught (some call it "the Word"). The reason he stated that anyone who doesn't take the commandments seriously or teaches others that the Old Testament is pointless, lest they be "the least in his kingdom", was to clarify that he did NOT desire the dereliction of the Old Testament; he was specifying that he was NOT there to replace the Old Testament with what would eventually be known as the New Testament. Both Testaments are important for Christian knowledge, even if the laws and ideals of the ancient Israeli no longer apply to our own society.

http://www.ukapologetics.net/Jesusandthelaw.html
http://bible.org/article/mosaic-law-its-function-and-purpose-new-testament

Romans 6:14 - 6:21, Galatians 3:10 - 3:14, and many more also provide adequate proof.

Sorry, I hope I'm not sounding too preachy. lol

If this becomes uninteresting to you, please inform me, and I will terminate this dialogue.
Oh not at all, in fact I'm at university studying philosophy, one of my main areas being religion, so as long as we can keep it friendly and intellectual I'm fine :)

I didn't really have time to go over your links (I'm actually supposed to be working on an essay due tomorrow) one point from your post that did strike me is that you said he didn't come to void ALL the Old Testament, and mentioning that some of the Old doesn't apply to modern society. I take from that that he's, if you'll forgive the use of a potentially emotive phrase, cherry-picking in that he's taking the bits that are more geared towards his own message and using that message to overwrite the bits that go against that.

The issue I have there is that in the quotes that I mentioned, he seemed pretty dead-set on keeping it as-is; "not an iota, not a dot", "not the smallest letter will change", "not to abolish, but to fulfill", "not the smallest part, or the smallest of a letter will pass" all seem to be saying not that we should keep the general principle but some of it needs to change because it doesn't apply or conform with the message of love, but that every single part of the Old Testament and everything contained therein was to stay exactly as strong as it had been, exactly as relevant, and that "not to abolish, but to fulfill" quote seems to say that, if anything, he wanted to strengthen the law that came before.

I apologise if this is covered in your links (I'll look at them once this essay is handed in and give a more informed reply then) and also it occurred to me that I ought at least say something about the websites I linked; specifically the "evilbible" one, sorry about that I just googled "jesus on the Old Testament" and took the first few links that came up with. Not exactly what I would've called it, in the interests of keeping an open dialogue
Indeed that is where many scholars seem to be circling. Many would say that he just means that nothing should be changed in the Bible just because he said that the law has been rewritten, whereas others would say that the laws are still technically in effect, but we have been "delivered" from them (so, in essence, they still don't apply to US directly). Some are saying the translation may also be a little misleading (by which I mean in other translations he's saying that the entire Bible itself will not be removed from this world until the end (which has still held up, because every person that's tried to get rid of the Bible has met an unfortunate end)).

Me, I prefer to go by all the OTHER passages that state that our sins are in fact forgiven and thus we have been "removed" from under Mosaic law. The reality remains that even IF we were still supposed to uphold Mosaic law, we couldn't punish anyone for their wrongs anyway ("do not judge, lest ye be judged"); we would be expected to forgive and turn the other cheek. Basically Jesus rendered the law void because HE wanted to deal with the sins of man, and to point out that man was NOT God. He is sinless, and therefore that situation would be much less of a pot-calling-a-kettle-black scenario - everyone has their own transgressions.
If God still considers homosexuality to be a sin, then that is HIS domain, and he will deal with it on his own accord. I myself am asexual, and have been called an "abomination" by other Christians, simply because I wish to die alone; that I'm not following God's path. To them I say, "Foul scallywag, what wouldst thou know of righteousness?" ... Or, you know, something less dramatic and Elizabethan.

I fully embrace people of ALL sexualities, creeds, religions, races, traits, and etcetera, as that's EXACTLY the message Jesus taught. Love and tolerate!
 

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TAGM said:
The original Horsemen of the Apocalypse were CONQUEST, War, Famine and Death. Or, if you want to take the original Book of Revelations by face value, Some dude on a white horse, some dude on a red horse, some dude on a black horse, and Death (on a pale horse).

Also, eye for an eye is a call for fairness in judgement, not for always getting revenge. It was a suggestion made to replace the general policy at that time, which was a life for an eye.

(I realize these are both biblical, and I don't really know why, but hey, whatever.)
The eye for an eye thing annoys me as well. The idea is it's an eye for an eye AND NO MORE. It's to limit things.

Spanishax said:
Which ALSO segues me into another factoid - Christians are not supposed to judge or condemn homosexuals (or anyone for that matter). I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, WESTBORO! The only reason it says in the Old Testament that men laying with other men were to be killed was from, again, the Code of Hammurabi, which was, again, what Mosaic law was based off of. In their society, it was wrong to be gay, just like it was wrong to have a disease, or to leave your chewed gum on the underside of a counter [citation needed]. The New Testament does NOT say anything about homosexuals, save for a few loose Greek translations that scholars are still unsure of the meaning. Nevertheless, when Jesus came, he essentially rendered the Old Testament laws void, to make way for the new age of societies that were rising up (such as our own, two thousand years later). Jesus SAID not to judge LEST YE BE JUDGED, and to basically love and tolerate the SHIT out of everyone. That's four points of Biblical history against Westboro's beliefs right there...
Actually the New Testament does speak of homosexuality fairly clearly, in Paul's epistles. Moreover the law which Jesus said was done with is largely considered to be the Jewish -purity- laws; laws made specifically to designate the Jews as God's chosen people, like standards of eating and dress. Jesus' message was for everyone, therefore these laws aren't relevant any more. The morality law still applies, as far as I can see, but it's a subtle distinction.

Also, the "Do not judge lest ye be judged" is a similar statement to the "You tell your neighbour he has a speck of dust in his eye, but neglect the log in your own" thing. It's not stating that you can't disagree morally with a person's behaviour, it's stating that you are in no position to stand and judge them for it, as you're just as bad if not worse than they are (But often in a different way).

I do agree though, that Christians ARE meant to love and tolerate the shit out of everyone. One of the most core tenets of Christianity is that anyone can be saved if they accept Jesus as saviour, and it pisses me off how people make that into "Anyone apart from X group which I don't like". You don't have to agree with people over their morality, but you damn well have to give them a chance.

So yes, another common misconception - you can hold more conservative views of morality without being a hateful, spiteful little homophobe/redneck/Westboro/whatever.
 

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Nokshor said:
TAGM said:
The original Horsemen of the Apocalypse were CONQUEST, War, Famine and Death. Or, if you want to take the original Book of Revelations by face value, Some dude on a white horse, some dude on a red horse, some dude on a black horse, and Death (on a pale horse).

Also, eye for an eye is a call for fairness in judgement, not for always getting revenge. It was a suggestion made to replace the general policy at that time, which was a life for an eye.

(I realize these are both biblical, and I don't really know why, but hey, whatever.)
The eye for an eye thing annoys me as well. The idea is it's an eye for an eye AND NO MORE. It's to limit things.

Spanishax said:
Which ALSO segues me into another factoid - Christians are not supposed to judge or condemn homosexuals (or anyone for that matter). I'M LOOKIN' AT YOU, WESTBORO! The only reason it says in the Old Testament that men laying with other men were to be killed was from, again, the Code of Hammurabi, which was, again, what Mosaic law was based off of. In their society, it was wrong to be gay, just like it was wrong to have a disease, or to leave your chewed gum on the underside of a counter [citation needed]. The New Testament does NOT say anything about homosexuals, save for a few loose Greek translations that scholars are still unsure of the meaning. Nevertheless, when Jesus came, he essentially rendered the Old Testament laws void, to make way for the new age of societies that were rising up (such as our own, two thousand years later). Jesus SAID not to judge LEST YE BE JUDGED, and to basically love and tolerate the SHIT out of everyone. That's four points of Biblical history against Westboro's beliefs right there...
Actually the New Testament does speak of homosexuality fairly clearly, in Paul's epistles. Moreover the law which Jesus said was done with is largely considered to be the Jewish -purity- laws; laws made specifically to designate the Jews as God's chosen people, like standards of eating and dress. Jesus' message was for everyone, therefore these laws aren't relevant any more. The morality law still applies, as far as I can see, but it's a subtle distinction.

Also, the "Do not judge lest ye be judged" is a similar statement to the "You tell your neighbour he has a speck of dust in his eye, but neglect the log in your own" thing. It's not stating that you can't disagree morally with a person's behaviour, it's stating that you are in no position to stand and judge them for it, as you're just as bad if not worse than they are (But often in a different way).

I do agree though, that Christians ARE meant to love and tolerate the shit out of everyone. One of the most core tenets of Christianity is that anyone can be saved if they accept Jesus as saviour, and it pisses me off how people make that into "Anyone apart from X group which I don't like". You don't have to agree with people over their morality, but you damn well have to give them a chance.

So yes, another common misconception - you can hold more conservative views of morality without being a hateful, spiteful little homophobe/redneck/Westboro/whatever.
Myself and undeadexistentialist just had a fairly lengthy conversation about this exact topic throughout this thread. It is actually stated several times in the Bible that we have been "delivered" from Mosaic law, and that it no longer applies (Jesus brought new laws). But we are not to forsake the Old Testament, as it is still very important for Christians to be familiar with. I'm curious as to where you found the bits on homosexuality in the New Testament, however. As far as I am aware, save for a few loose Greek translations that require more study, the New Testament does not say anything about homosexuality.
 

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Spanishax said:
Myself and undeadexistentialist just had a fairly lengthy conversation about this exact topic throughout this thread. It is actually stated several times in the Bible that we have been "delivered" from Mosaic law, and that it no longer applies (Jesus brought new laws). But we are not to forsake the Old Testament, as it is still very important for Christians to be familiar with. I'm curious as to where you found the bits on homosexuality in the New Testament, however. As far as I am aware, save for a few loose Greek translations that require more study, the New Testament does not say anything about homosexuality.
Yeah, I didn't see that there were any other responses to your post until I'd replied. Woopsie! :p

As for my source:

Romans 1:26?27, 1 Corinthians 6:9?10, and 1 Timothy 1:9?10 are the passages which speak about homosexuality, putting it alongside other mentions acts such as adultery and the generic 'sexual immorality'. These passages are not in the gospels, but the Pauline Epistles are still firmly part of the New Testament canon.
 
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Spanishax said:
snippety doo-da
It's something of a thorny issue to get around, and

Nokshor said:
I do agree though, that Christians ARE meant to love and tolerate the shit out of everyone. One of the most core tenets of Christianity is that anyone can be saved if they accept Jesus as saviour, and it pisses me off how people make that into "Anyone apart from X group which I don't like". You don't have to agree with people over their morality, but you damn well have to give them a chance.
This seems to strike me as an issue not so much that it can be turned into "anyone expect X group" (though that is, naturally, a huge problem) as the ease with which it can be turned into "so long as I believe in God I can do whatever the hell I want because 'he forgives'", which seems to me to be a way more ominous threat.

Ha, mega props for the scallywag bit though, I'm a huge fan of being unnecessarily dramatic in everyday life :D

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Why thank you sir captcha, I am!
 
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Spanishax said:
I myself am asexual, and have been called an "abomination" by other Christians, simply because I wish to die alone; that I'm not following God's path
OH, also for that, it seems like they should be applauding you for being that way, because doesn't that make you the epitome of not being tempted to sin? Personally, I honestly can't understand not being sexually attracted to people, but by the same token, I also don't understand quadratic equations so who am I to tell you about the validity of your positon?

Captcha: eat out

This is actually the first time I've personally encountered mysteriously-on-topic captchas, and it's really quite creepy isn't it?
 

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undeadexistentialist said:
This seems to strike me as an issue not so much that it can be turned into "anyone expect X group" (though that is, naturally, a huge problem) as the ease with which it can be turned into "so long as I believe in God I can do whatever the hell I want because 'he forgives'", which seems to me to be a way more ominous threat.
The worst thing is that Paul writes things specifically against that sort of mentality. The one I can pull off the top of my head is "Shall we sin all the more that grace may abound? By no means!"

Spanishax said:
I myself am asexual, and have been called an "abomination" by other Christians, simply because I wish to die alone; that I'm not following God's path. To them I say, "Foul scallywag, what wouldst thou know of righteousness?" ... Or, you know, something less dramatic and Elizabethan.
Really? Wow, that sucks. It's also plainly illogical, and counter-Biblical. Paul says at one point that if sex is a concern of yours then you should get married and enjoy it, but if you don't care then living alone is a better option for you because it'll leave you free to work for God without having familial responsibilities.
 

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Cheese is actually bad for mice.

Elect G-Max said:
The original Star Wars trilogy wasn't really all that great, and people who complain about the prequels are just looking at the originals through Nostalgia Goggles.
That's opinion more than anything.

Lear said:
Water does not necessarily mean soft landing.
What? People actually think otherwise. What about the examples at the Golden Gate bridge....Then again some Russians jumped out of a plane without parachutes during WWII cause "snow is soft"

Lear said:
Bridget in Guilty Gear never really hid his gender; it shouldn't be a surprise that he's a dude.
He did as a child, otherwise his family would have faced discrimination.
And the only people who get surprised (to my knowledge) are naturally players who don't read his backstory.
 

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Mr.Philip said:
Grand-daddy longlegs aren't venomous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones
I swear that entire myth (or at least its recent popularity) comes from this Ricky Gervais stand-up routine:

<youtube=ewOS4AsJMS8>

Here's the lesson kids: Don't get your knowledge of zoology from comedians. Sometimes they are joking.
 

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Nokshor said:
undeadexistentialist said:
This seems to strike me as an issue not so much that it can be turned into "anyone expect X group" (though that is, naturally, a huge problem) as the ease with which it can be turned into "so long as I believe in God I can do whatever the hell I want because 'he forgives'", which seems to me to be a way more ominous threat.
The worst thing is that Paul writes things specifically against that sort of mentality. The one I can pull off the top of my head is "Shall we sin all the more that grace may abound? By no means!"

Spanishax said:
I myself am asexual, and have been called an "abomination" by other Christians, simply because I wish to die alone; that I'm not following God's path. To them I say, "Foul scallywag, what wouldst thou know of righteousness?" ... Or, you know, something less dramatic and Elizabethan.
Really? Wow, that sucks. It's also plainly illogical, and counter-Biblical. Paul says at one point that if sex is a concern of yours then you should get married and enjoy it, but if you don't care then living alone is a better option for you because it'll leave you free to work for God without having familial responsibilities.
Many Christians feel that it is "not natural", because, according to societal views, you aren't allowed to die alone, and the "proper" way of doing things according to "God's will" is that you have to get married and have lots of babies.
 

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Nokshor said:
Spanishax said:
Myself and undeadexistentialist just had a fairly lengthy conversation about this exact topic throughout this thread. It is actually stated several times in the Bible that we have been "delivered" from Mosaic law, and that it no longer applies (Jesus brought new laws). But we are not to forsake the Old Testament, as it is still very important for Christians to be familiar with. I'm curious as to where you found the bits on homosexuality in the New Testament, however. As far as I am aware, save for a few loose Greek translations that require more study, the New Testament does not say anything about homosexuality.
Yeah, I didn't see that there were any other responses to your post until I'd replied. Woopsie! :p

As for my source:

Romans 1:26?27, 1 Corinthians 6:9?10, and 1 Timothy 1:9?10 are the passages which speak about homosexuality, putting it alongside other mentions acts such as adultery and the generic 'sexual immorality'. These passages are not in the gospels, but the Pauline Epistles are still firmly part of the New Testament canon.
Well, Romans is quite vague, just saying something about "unnatural lusts", and Corinthians is more mentioning the previous offenses from Mosaic law (saying that we have been forgiven since those days for such acts). However, I HAD forgotten about that one in Timothy, so thank you for reminding me. Nevertheless, it says nothing about punishing or judging anyone, and therefore my main point still stands.
 

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If Jesus was a real person, his name was almost certainly Joshua (or Yeshua or Yahushua, depending on your preference in spelling).

Jesus is the Greek equivalent of the Hebrew name Joshua, and may have gained its popularity when early Christianity mixed with Greek culture. The works of Greek philosophers in particular had a huge influence on early Christian thinking, and at the time Christianity was in the process of trying to separate itself as much as possible from mainstream Judaism.

Source: A History of Christianity: The First Three Thousand Years by Diarmaid MacCulloch
 

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Fun fact: There are literally no good pictures of me on this planet.

You should see my passport. I look like a straight-up terrorist with a grudge against normal eyes.

(Also, that picture is a couple years old, taken in the dark, with me trying to be creepy. And women still tell me I'm "above average", regardless of that pic's existence, so if that's what girls like...)
don't worry....given better lighting and setting you could actually be on the cute side
 

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This really shows what time we're in. If anyone remembers, I made a thread exactly like this 2 years ago and got locked because of arguments.
 

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Now I need to get to work so I can get that cheddar, cause THAT'S what the women really want...

but I need to address this right quick.

Elect G-Max said:
The original Star Wars trilogy wasn't really all that great, and people who complain about the prequels are just looking at the originals through Nostalgia Goggles.
This is so very wrong. Hopefully I'll be able to break it down later, but I'll start with this.

Who is the protagonist in the Phantom Menace?

exactly
 

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Supertegwyn said:
Mr.Philip said:
Grand-daddy longlegs aren't venomous.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opiliones

Vikings didn't wear horned helmets. (At least in battle.)
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2189/did-vikings-really-wear-horns-on-their-helmets
You mean daddy longlegs, and they are venomous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cellar_spider
As an extension to this, they are indeed venomous, but their fangs are not strong enough to pierce human skin.
 

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JeffBergGold said:
You're right. I don't believe anybody would date someone they find unattractive without monetary compensation. But personality is what makes someone attractive.

So nice try but you stuck the landing. A+ for effort.
 

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Vault101 said:
lacktheknack said:
Fun fact: There are literally no good pictures of me on this planet.

You should see my passport. I look like a straight-up terrorist with a grudge against normal eyes.

(Also, that picture is a couple years old, taken in the dark, with me trying to be creepy. And women still tell me I'm "above average", regardless of that pic's existence, so if that's what girls like...)
don't worry....given better lighting and setting you could actually be on the cute side
D'aaaawww, thanks.