Cookie if you get this reference.

[dfcrackhead]

We all say it at one time or another, but seriously, how many cookies would you owe the internet if one day you could put warm chewy cookies into your disk drive and send them via e-mail.

I don't use it often so I'd probably only owe like 4 people cookies, how many would you owe?

 

[Marter]

I wouldn't owe anyone a cookie. I've yet to give one out. I think...

 

[Soxafloppin]

I don't give cookies to be honest.

I was given one once but i didn't recieve it.

It looked Delicious too!

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I dont give them out. So none.
But, if that technology was created I would make a virus that links itself to the "cookie stream" and diverts the flow back to my house, It would be AWESOME!.
(disclaimer I havent the slightest clue how to make a virus so dont go apeshit)

 

[Jedamethis]

If I had any I'd eat them! You tossers can get yer own!

 

[tomtom94]

I make many references, I'm certain that barely anyone ever gets them.
I may owe one person a cookie. Not sure.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I don't give out cookies because I eat all of them, so I just give out points instead.

And as for receiving cookies, I've gotten a few but I don't remember when.

 

[Fanboy]

I delete all the cookies from my browser regularly. If somebody wanted them badly enough they would need to sort through my recylce bin, and even then they would need to brush off all the chunks of leftover pr0n.

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

I'd owe maybe 2 or 3 cookies.

It's no problem though, since I am owed at least 7... I'd just redistribute a couple.

As a side not, I really don't like it when people feel the need to say "cookie if you get this reference". If you made a clever reference to something (and most references aren't nearly as clever as the ones making them think), the best way to cheapen the reference is by drawing attention to it in such a blatant way.

It's like going HAY GUYS I SAID SOMETHING CLEVER, DID YOU SEE IT! LOOK IT'S RIGHT THERE! GET IT? GET IT? I'M SO CLEVER GUYS LOOK AT THIS REFERENCE! HURR HURR HURR!

 

[khaimera]

I prefer to give out funny pictures. I've never given a cookie, or received one.

 

[child of lileth]

I never say it. Internet cookies taste like 2ch, and no one wants those kinds of cookies.

 

[Frequen-Z]

I'll never understand the whole cookie thing.

It's a childish way of showing you're a fan of something. There's a gulf of maturity between saying.

"I'll bet he has a dick like a crushed coke can"
and
"I'll bet he has a dick like a crushed coke can. +1 cookie to whoever gets the reference"

This infuriates me to no end.

And to avoid hypocrisy, the crushed coke can thing is from the book Motherless Brooklyn. No cookies or internets if you understood, just props for your good taste in books.

 

[Nick of Blades]

I have not given a cookie to someone, because any reference I make will probably be easy to figure out.

 

[Gabanuka]

I'm owed like 4. Never given one out.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

I owe [Kira-Must-Die] for making me this avatar,
but other than that, nobody.

 

[Karlaxx]

Five or six, nothing ridiculous.

 

[Rhymenoceros]

I give out cake from now on, just to annoy Valve.

Yup, the joke is certainly Still Alive for me. Ha!

For that epic postage you may recieve the first baked good I have ever given out over Teh Interwebz:

Spoiler: Enjoy

 

[vivadelkitty]

If that technology existed, I would send out several in the hopes of getting some in return.

"I don't have wings!"
"Of course not. You're a boy."
Cookie for reference.

 

[LostTimeLady]

I think I owe one person a cookie and another a party ring (it was apropirate to the situation, long story really but it involved plot holes).
So that's two cookies maximium, and it may just be the party ring.
Dunno. I've been given a cookie before I think. And very nice it was too.

 

[nick n stuff]

no cookies owed by or for me. i'm not very good with obscure references