Cooking, my one and only enemy.

[DoPo]

It's very good that comma is there in the title. At first, I didn't notice it, which led to an interesting change in meaning. Then again, I wouldn't be opposed to reading such a thread.

Other than that, it appears I've been ninja'd pretty much word for word

Laziness is my achilles heel.

I probably had been more active in my life if it were for my self self indulgent to bash in my laziness.

(Also, I somewhat ok/ good at cooking as I actualyl enjoy making my food.)

Well done, other me! Can you write my report now? I can't really be bothered.

As a side note, I haven't tried making pancakes but for some reason about half of the omelettes I make smells like a pancake. I've got no actual clue why. They taste fine and I use normal omelette ingredients (eggs. Mostly with something else like onions and mushrooms), so I assume my pancakes would be even better.

 

[lacktheknack]

Art.

I used to be pretty good, and I can critique it pretty well, but I can't draw... at all... anymore. I can barely color between the lines.

 

[Infernai]

Rakes....My old Arch Enemy!

-SNIP-

I still have one life left!

...And now for my ultimate cheat

BAWK BAWK BOOM

*Summons Meteor poison chicken power*

*Everyone dies*

Too late, I already spammed O CANADA

"Everyone is eaten by lazer bears of doom"

Jokes on You, i already used IDDQD

Aaaand....seeing as i've just put in IDCLEV19. Later B- *teleported to secret level and escapes the apocolypse*

 

[squidface]

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yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

 

[Euryalus]

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yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

It's called tritanopia and it looks like this

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[DoPo]

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yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

So, you're basically saying

That's good to know. You should be proud!

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

 

[Combustion Kevin]

depth perception.

curse ye that blinded me right eye at birth!

 

[Lucem712]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

Considering the amount of people saying that, I might have to make a thread about "Cooking my one and only enemy". Maybe a bit of an Injustice League thing.

 

[mitchell271]

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I think you'll like these sites then: http://sortedfood.com/ and http://www.gourmetgaming.co.uk/

OT: I have OCD so being neat and tidy as well as organized in literally in my genes. Except for my room. It looks like a bomb made of clothes went off in there!

 

[DugMachine]

I'm awful at stairs. I HAVE to look at my feet or I will trip 9/10 times. Both up and down.

Not good in crowded areas like malls n stuff as I get real nervous so I avoid them.

And I am also bad at cooking. I could mess up a bowl of cereal probably and have burned instant noodles 3 times just for forgetting the water like an idiot.

 

[Wolf In A Bear Suit]

You know this thread had me excited until I saw the comma I thought you were cooking someone

Considering the amount of people saying that, I might have to make a thread about "Cooking my one and true enemy". Maybe a bit of an Injustice League thing.

It's convenient I hate cow's then. There's a storm coming Mr.cow, you're existence has insulted me for too long,my father will be avenged for your part in the great cow stampede of '05 prepare to die.

 

[Lucem712]

I'm awful at stairs. I HAVE to look at my feet or I will trip 9/10 times. Both up and down.

Not good in crowded areas like malls n stuff as I get real nervous so I avoid them.

And I am also bad at cooking. I could mess up a bowl of cereal probably and have burned instant noodles 3 times just for forgetting the water like an idiot.

That makes two people who

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yeah I saw the sneaky thing underneath when I quoted you, trololol.
butyeah, never heard of anyone having blue/yellow colourblindness, as far as I'm aware it's NOT a thing.
IT'S A SPECIAL ABILITY.

It's called tritanopia and it looks like this

Spoiler

Spoiler

Woah, that's funky.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

Hello there,[footnote] This post rated "P" for Pancake Failure[/footnote]friends and non-friends.[br][small](You know who you are.)[/small]

It is almost 1 AM (US/MT) and am both distraught and distinctly pancake-free.
You see, around midnight I decide that I would make pancakes because, it's technically morning.
I managed to make up a batter and proceeded to fuck up royally. (They tasted, well...badly, for lack of a better descriptor)

It seems that whenever I decide to cook something, the Gods of Cooking have some kind chip on their shoulder, like I kicked one of them in the nads in a former life. So, now I am forever cursed to be really shitty at cooking.

So, friends, I ask you what are your weaknesses? Have you ruined your life as much as they have mine?

Pull handles on push doors, they are the bane of my existence.

 

[culpeo]

Drinking. You'd think with over 25 years of practice I'd have mastered the practice of not inhaling while swallowing, but evidently my epiglottis doesn't always know the difference (or perhaps it's deliberately trying to kill me). It's especially horrible when it happens in public, as people glare at me with a mixture of amusement and concern while I cough until I'm blue in the face.

 

[Mr Binary]

Stairs, girls, and maybe my immune system... or I could go deep and say I'm my own weakness. Ooo. I'm just a clumsy, 'smooth as gravel' type of guy I guess.

 

[Gizmo1990]

When I read the title of this thread I assumed you'd just killed your enemy and were planning on roasting him, perhaps with a side of potato and mushrooms. Glad to see that isn't the case!

My weakness would probably be my piss poor memory. I can memorize the names of every character in a fictional work, all their character traits, and what they were having for lunch in episode 243, but I can never remember the names of my relatives or classmates, and I'm positively lost without Google Maps because I can't remember streets and directions.

YES! I am not alone. Finaly. I can quote whole chapters from my favorite books, quote movies word for word, remember the names of all my favorite game characters and hum and sing the tune/lyrics to my favorite music be it Metallica or Beethoven but ask me to tell you the name of my co workers or when my parents birthdays are or how old they are now and I am screwed. All my time at school is a blur as is most of college. Hell I would have a hard time telling you what I did last week. i am actually starting to get worried at how bad my memory is.

 

[Old Father Eternity]

The mind is a wondrous thing, it can be your greatest ally, leading you on the path to ascension or it can be your worst enemy, making you tumble off the edge of the cliff into the abyss below.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am too nice, generous and polite.

 

[Shadow flame master]

I didn't see the coma in the title, and thought this would be a story of victory. Alas, tis not...

My enemy seems to be my car. Piece of shit ._.

You're welcome

OT: My enemy appears to be the internet. What can I say, there's a lot of things I like on it.

EDIT: The internet also seems to not like me, so here's the link to the video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQXUJCrDVzI