Coolest Weapon?

[SixWingedAsura]

All right, the object of this thread is simple.

What's the coolest weapon you can think of? You can make it up yourself, and it doesn't have to be fesable, just something that would look awesome.

Mine would be a sawed-off, double-barreled revolver shotgun that fires armor piercing flechette rounds and has a razorsharp kama sickle blade pointing down at the end of it between the barrels.

Yeah, it'd be the worlds worst weapon in real life, but freakin' awesome nonetheless.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

The Kukri. What a badass knife.

Course mine would have this lovely lady etched on to it

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Oh Yeah

 

[AvsJoe]

The RCP90. No really.

Spoiler: This is my badass gun right here!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

The RCP90. No really.

Spoiler: This is my badass gun right here!

Quote for truth.

Seriously, when I played Goldeneye, I was banned by my friends from ever using that weapon.

 

[x0ny]

The RCP90. No really.

I almost didn't recognise the map. I kept thinking Aztec cuz the silver bits looked like stairs, but since when did aztec have any green or blue. Then everything came sreaming back at me, laser watch and all.

 

[teh_Canape]

this piece of russian sexyness

Spoiler: too hot for them interwebz

the MTS 255 5 shots revolving shotgun

 

[Hazy]

The RCP90. No really.

Spoiler: This is my badass gun right here!

That sure is a funny way of spelling THE MOTHER FUCKING KLOBB

Look at this perfect fusion of metal and wood. It's visual poetry. Is it created by a man, or some divine power that just wanted to thoroughly fuck up everyone and everything in his path? OBVIOUSLY IT'S BOTH.

"But it has low power and shit range" you say. THE KLOBB DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.
It's protected by another, equally as deadly Klobb which is hell-bent on one task: Fucking up the shit of everyone who stands between it and it's goal. It never outright say it's motivation, and it always completes the mission.

"So what do I do when I'm up against such a formidable foe?" you stammer in absolute terror.
Here's what you do: nothing. You aren't going anywhere, instead you're going to pray that this demon of destruction and fury doesn't choose to exact it's gruesome vengeance upon you. And then you go on about your match... and you pray you never see the Klobbs again.

So, yeah, I kind of like the Klobbs.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Here's another awesome weapon: A laser chain-scythe. With optional dual side.

 

[10zack986]

Shotgun taser. Why? Because it's a shotgun that shoots electricity that's why.

Yes, this is a real thing, google it.

 

[hittite]

It's the kind of weapon that tends to get invented during the really horrible wars.

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[lambsheep]

It's the kind of weapon that tends to get invented during the really horrible wars.

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Ahh Trench Knife, that is a pretty cool weapon but I think the Magnum wins.

 

[Lazarus Long]

"But it has low power and shit range" you say. THE KLOBB DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK.

Damn. Straight.
The Klobb: 50% awesome, 50% win, 50% sumbitch. THAT'S 150% MOTHER FUCKER! IT'S KLOBBERIN' TIME!
But in an accursed world bereft of Klobbery, I'd have to settle for a monofilament whip hidden in a prosthetic fingertip. I'd just have to practice a lot with some string or something.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

A sword-staff, of the kind seen in the Dragon Age 2 trailers

But maybe with a grenade launcher built into the hilt, given the general absence of magic in our world. (stupid physics...)

 

[GoldenMech]

Wunderwaffe-DG-2, pack-a-punch this baby and you will kick butt!

 

[Dango]

As usual, I'm going with tonfas.

Spoiler: Tonfas

Mainly because Talim uses them, and Talim is tied for the best fighting game character of all time.

Other than that though, I'll go with...

Spoiler: Jedamethis's Bear Saw!!!

 

[archvile93]

A sword-staff, of the kind seen in the Dragon Age 2 trailers

But maybe with a grenade launcher built into the hilt, given the general absence of magic in our world. (stupid physics...)

I think the technical term for that is a glaive.

OT: I have to say either the BFG 9000 (gotta go with the classic) or more realistically, the AA12 with grenade shells.

 

[kommando367]

Does weaponized magic count?

If not, then the Flesh Architect's Incisor from Too Human. It's a staff that shoots Nanites and enemies killed with it dissolve into a pool of Nanites witch kills every enemy that touches it.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Dual Hidden Blades, from Assassin's Creed.

 

[skeliton112]

Ima go with the PHaSR



Its will make your eyes burn. Alot. Secondary choice is that burning gun that makes you feel like your on fire. Cant remember name of it so I will make a contest. First person to find what im talking about wins a cookie!

 

[pretentiousname01]

Spoilers for bigness.

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