Corrupt a Wish game

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but now your post looks odd.

I wish I'd stop forgetting to wish.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you forget everything else
i wish for there to be no more war at all anywhere

 

[Robert632]

Granted. Everything died in a nuclear war.

I wish I had an extra life.

 

[cryogeist]

granted it in hell
i wish for nerf darts

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. You get Non-Effusive Radioactive Fallout darts.

I wish for a three-wolf-moon shirt.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. The moon in your shirt has the weight of the moon, and it crushes you.

I wish for a curtain made of people.

 

[cryogeist]

granted its a curtain made of undead people they try to eat you when you get near it
i wish for war

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but it's just a dyslexic who's been chafing.

I wish there were more obscure words I could describe things with.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but they are so obscure, you can't even find their meanings.

I wish for a baby grinding machine.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, but you get sent to jail for grinding on babies.

I wish for semi-phenomenal, nearly-cosmic power.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but the fully cosmic powered creature kills you.

I wish i am a giant planet.

 

[Zacharine]

Well now you are. Too bad the star you're orbiting is going supernova in 3...2...1...

I wish I had not bought the new iPhone.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted, you bought the iPad instead.

I wish I'd never watched 2 girls 1 cup.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You watched 3 guys 1 hammer instead.

I wish I had not been ninja'd. twice. By the same person.
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[cryogeist]

granted you are now rickrolled every other video!!

i wish i was a ghost

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. You get busted by the Ghostbusters.

I wish I lived on the sun with my faithful dog.

 

[Rasputin1]

Granted. There's no food or water there.

I wish I was high.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Granted. But the pressure at your new altitude isn't enough to keep your skull pressure in equilibrium so it explodes.

I wish for TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE!!~

 

[Stone Wera]

Granted. But you lose your luggage and then get lost in the jungle and are found dead a week later.

I wish I didn't need to need.

 

[cryogeist]

granted you want instead
i wish for everyone i love to have whatever they want