Corrupt a Wish game

[Outcast107]

Granted, WHAT?!?! I"M NOT GOOD ENOUGH!? FINE! TAKE THE ARBITER! *Throws him and his sword stabs you*

I wish I had more elite brethren so we can make a whole Wort concert.

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, but it turns you also got several flood.

I wish Halo Reach would topple the Call of Duty franchise.

 

[Outcast107]

Wish granted...But all the call of duty kids go to halo and annoy the shit out of you.

Wish the flood would piss off and leave my wort concert alone.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but it crashes, so people went back

I wish I had Vanquish right now

 

[Protocol95]

Granted but your hands fall off making it impossible to play.

I wish I could beat any avatar here in a fight.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. But you are crippled in a fight and it was a cheap move so you win by technicality.

I wish I had Dren as a girlfriend and that she was always friendly and well behaved and never tried to murder me.
I also wish for no spoilers on the movie 'Splice' to be uttered on this thread. But mostly just Dren as a girlfriend.

 

[Outcast107]

Granted but then she dumps you to find a more high rank elite.

I wish nothing ever bad happens to me.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted. Nothing good happens to you either.
Also, curse you for being higher ranking than me.

I wish that I was promoted to Grand Sangheili Leader of Awesomeness.

 

[headphonegirl]

Granted. But you are assasinated just after your promotion by another candidate.



I wish that I could learn every language.

 

[Outcast107]

Granted, but you speak in a different language every other word (This goes for writing as well)

I wish that no one found out about the assasintion. <.<

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, because I kill you before you get a chance to enact your sinister plans!!

I wish I was a famous actor.

 

[Outcast107]

Granted but your plauge by fangirls (not the good kind, more like stalker kind)

I wish Vrex fall downs a pit before he tries to kill me.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but you fall down the same pit.

I wish my legal gambling operation where Outcast107 and Vrex360 fight to the death in a pit gets me trillions of dollars that are not affected by negative economy changes or anything similar.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, I steal your money.

I wish for a bigger gun

 

[Protocol95]

Granted. It has no ammo that exists.

I wish the Quarian race becomes more powerful than the Sangheili.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but the Reapers wipe them all out.

I wish I was Commander Spehard

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, but you screw up your mass effect 2 file and die.

I wish the Quarian race didn't get wiped out by the reapers and return to their status of power.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Granted, but since I'm Commander Spehard, and I got killed, the whole universe is f---ed over and everyone dies, including the quarians.

I wish for a taco

 

[OojahHalo]

Granted, but its made with raw eggs not beef.

I wish for a pack of gum

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, though the gum is so sticky, your mouth is shut closed forever.

I wish whenever I wish, the people below me can't add any negative side effect to the wish.