Corrupt a Wish game

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but your stuck with the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family now.

 

[Scde2]

I wish I was a billionaire

 

[Fury Is Me.]

DAMNIT! I KEEP FORGETTING MY WISH!

Granted, but you will lose all your money in a stock market crash a month later.

I wish I could speak Japanese.

 

[LeonLethality]

Granted but the language of Japanese would then disappear along with any trace of it and you would be the only one who knows it. (which would suck because then I would forget it)

I wish I could explode people at will.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you could only nuke people, so if you did it too much, you could destory the world. Guess that's kind of an advantage huh? all you'd have to do is build a starship and you could take over the universe.

I wish I had Kirby's powers of copying.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted you can copy but now you can't paste.

I wish I was stretch Armstrong.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but now you are an inanimate object.

I wish I was a chess genius.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but you a genius on the musical Chess.

I wish it was 2 o'clock.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but it'll stay 2 o'clock

I wish I could read.

 

[Dr.Susse]

righto mais vous ne pouvez lire le français

I wish the poster above can read french.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but only with Google Translate.

I wish I was handsome.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but you're only handsome towards grotesque alien blobs, aka, Daleks.

I wish I could pick up a two ton boulder and throw it 100 yards.

 

[oppp7]

OK but you have to change sex.

I wish I was bald.

 

[Scde2]

Granted, but not on your head.

I wish it rained outside.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, but it's now raining fireballs.

I wish I was Super Mario.

 

[j1-2themax]

Congratulations! You're in a rom hack. Have fun repeatedly dying in Kaizo traps.

I wish I had a good singing voice.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Wish Granted, but whenever you sing, a piece of your body goes to the shadow realm.

I wish I had a gun...

 

[Zeromaeus]

-poof-
Watch out, that gun was just used in a serial killing down the street. Yours are the only fingerprints on them now...

I wish to find lamp of a kind djinni who would grant me wishes without corrupting or misconstruing them in any way without any form of harm coming to me, my family, any living creature, or non-living object.

 

[Hashime]

The lamp is broken on arrival, it was actually a cheap Chinese imitation, and as of such it will not work.

I wish I had a good idea for a wish.

 

[Zeromaeus]

You realize that you could have wished to be ultimately powerful and divine and as such, would have the power to circumvent any negative circumstances that come forthwith.

I wish someone would corrupt my next wish.