Corrupt a Wish game

[Uncreative]

Spoiler: Granted

I wish for an onomatopoeia

 

[Dr.Susse]

Instead you will get a limerick
I am a soverign gent I've sailed the seven seas
But sadly on my last trip I caught a certain diease
It dosen't hurt me much and healthy I do seem
but every time I use the loo my pee does turn a green.

I wish I didn't just do that.

 

[Uncreative]

I..I'm sorry.
Once that's been read, it can't be un-read.
[sub] Dear god, would I love some brain bleach...[/sub]


I wish I could moonwalk.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Have fun with no Oxygen(In space no one can hear you post)

I wish to face the music.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted.
Unfortunately, The Music is a 43 year-old transvestite that still lives with his mother.


I wish for a dancin' monkey.

 

[Wardnath]

Have fun with no Oxygen(In space no one can hear you post)

I wish to face the music.

Granted, but the music sounds like this:

Spoiler

I wish to be more fit.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted but everyone else gets really fat and suddenly by social standards you are unattractive.

I wish my people would hurry up and take me off this planet so we can finalise the extinction of humanity.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but at the moment humanity is the really in thing at the moment.

I wish for sleeping pills.

 

[Vrex360]

Can anyone here say 'overdose'?

I wish I could find true love in the form of a hot alien.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but the alien is a human.


I wish sleeping at my desk was more comfortable.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but your desk is now cobras and you can only sleep on live cobras

I wish the road wasn't flooded.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, it's now overgrown.


I wish I had one of those old style bicycles, with the really big wheel.

 

[Dr.Susse]

(A penny farthing if I'm not mistaken) granted but I got the sizing wrong it's a normal bike.

I wish I could face the funk.

 

[Uncreative]

Granted, but its funktastic powers overwhelm you, and you are absorbed into the hive mind that is The Funk.
(Thanks, I've always wondered what those were called)

I wish I could stop stubbing my toe.

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but instead you now get repeatedly punched in the stomach.

I wish I could have a romantic dinner date with Ellen Page.

 

[orc1231515]

granted, guess who used to be a man?

I wish that i could stop time.

 

[The Zango]

Granted but you cant resume time (predictible or what?)

I wish i lived in the Mass effect universe

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Granted, but you're on an undeveloped planet, that won't be visited ever.

I wish my cough was gone

 

[j1-2themax]

Granted. Now, what do you want on your tombstone?

I wish I had the best avatar ever.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Granted, but no-one can see it.

I wish for world peace.