Corrupt a Wish game

[Wardnath]

Granted, but everyone's dead.

I wish I was the tallest man alive.

Actually, scratch that, I wish we got off the earth faster.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Granted, but then you die, and you're he tallest man not alive.
Granted but it still costs far too much, and you can't afford to go into space.

I wish I had a pony

 

[Wardnath]

Granted, but it looks like this:

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I wish I had better internet.

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Granted, but only by 1*10[sup]-87[/sup]%

I wish that I had a decent computer.

 

[Uncreation]

Granted, but you get no electricity to power it.
I want to be able to focus more.

 

[sam_savage1393]

Granted but u focused too much, and your head exploded.

I wish I had a clone.

 

[MrGFunk]

Granted but the clone believes you are the clone and you have no way to confirm who is right.

I wish I had season 2 and 3 of Underbelly on DVD (it's only available at a reasonable price in Australia)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

No.

I wish for DEATH!

 

[the idiot computer]

granted but death is caused by spending the rest of your life chained up in peter moleyunx's(did i spell that right)house.

i wish i was the devil.

 

[oppp7]

Have fun burning in Hell.
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

 

[the idiot computer]

Granted but now you are allergic to peanuts and jelly.

I want a lifetimes supply of eggs.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Here's 200 million rotten eggs.

I wish for salmon.

 

[MrGFunk]

No.

I wish for DEATH!

Denied.

Have fun burning in Hell.
I wish for a peanut butter sandwich.

Granted but it's either smooth or crunchy whichever one you'd rather it not.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.

EDIT: too slow...

 

[orc1231515]

granted you are now a chicken.

I wish I was smaller.

 

[the idiot computer]

Granted but you are now so small you are labelled a bacteria and are cured.

I wish i was a watermellon.

 

[j1-2themax]

Granted, but you're about to be smashed with a hammer.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Oscar Meyer bologna.

 

[the idiot computer]

Granted but IT IS POISONED.

I wish i had an extra IQ point.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Well here you go, but It will drop 2 every month.

I wish for a better working computer mouse.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Here's a real mouse but look how hard working he is

I wish to stop talking like shatner.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Now you talk like Ozzy Osborn.

I wish for a bobble head.