Corrupt a Wish game

[Z of the Na'vi]

Granted, but his Gekirin has been touched. I suggest you run.

I wish that I could dislocate my jaw so I can eat a Big Mac in one bite!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Granted but the big mac is made of BEES!

I wish for a taco free taco.

 

[kikon9]

Granted, but the truth is inconvenient.

I wish for a bag of gummy bears.

 

[kikon9]

Granted, so long as the first flight is to North Korea.

I wish for three wishes.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but it is through the tiny crack at the bottom of a door.

I wish i had my hat on straight.

 

[Queen Michael]

You do, but it's a German Nazi-hat!

I wish I had a date with a beatiful and geeky girl.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, she only had a date with you so she could satisfy her canibalistic brother.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

 

[Queen Michael]

You can, but you die of lack of oxygen just as you reach the moon.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

No wish.

Harmony.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but we had to kill you to achieve harmony.

I wish for my dishwasher to work.

 

[TheKagestar]

Granted, however it requires so much energy it causes a black out upon finishing.

I wish for a bottle of Cono Sur, Merlot.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, thebottles rigged to blow up the minute you pour any of it ut.

I wish for my name to explode upon contact with a star.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. It explodes a starfish.

I wish for a gun.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. You get a toy gun.

I wish for a glass of water.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Granted. You get a toy glass of water.

I wish for a maid.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, she never does any work, and you fire her 3 days later, and any other you find to replace her have the smae problem.

I wish I had a vacum cleaner that worked.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It ruins the floor.

Dust broom.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. However, it's made out of papier mache, and falls apart within secpnds of using it.

I wish that Xpwn3ntial would put the proper sentence.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but ask nicely next time.

I wish for a keychain.

 

[Robert632]

Granted. It's a Team Edward keychain.

I wish that Xpwn3ntial would not be so touchy.