Corrupt a Wish game

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but it ain't beef, kid.

I wish for a cool room and a warm bed.

 

[Someperson307]

Granted, but the room is cold enough to freeze you solid, and the bed is hot enough to melt you.

I wish I could make a paddlesaw in real life.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted but you will never find a use for it.

I wish for unlimited wishes!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you may only wish for toast.

I wish for a bottle of shampoo.

 

[AvsJoe]

Granted, but it frizzes your hair beyond repair.

I wish for oxygen to be pink!

 

[Someperson307]

Granted, but you turn pink and people mistake you for cotton candy

I wish for something to use a paddlesaw on

 

[havass]

Granted. It's you.

I wish for a zombie apocalypse to take over half the world.

 

[Someperson307]

Granted, but I kill all of them with my paddlesaw

I wish to live in the Capital Wasteland!

 

[drisky]

Granted but the Lone Wanderer poisoned the water supply, now your going to die.

I wish for the nerve.

 

[G-Virus]

Granted, but then you have to spend all of your money to support your online gaming addiction.

I wish to see other worlds.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. You succumb to madness.

I wish for a Space Marine physiology.

 

[Robert632]

Granted, but you are one of the faceless super soldiers against the lone super soilder. We all know who will win.

I wish for an old man to tell me it's dangerous.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but he only warns you about trying to skateboard down a flight of stairs. Naturally, this doesn't worry you, as you're only here to investigate those horrible murders in that cabin out in the woods. You don't even own a skateboard.

I wish Batman would hand me a check for 9 billion dollars.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, it is signed "Batman" and thus invalid, as opposed to Bruce Wayne.

I wish for a new hat. [sub]As if.[/sub]

 

[(Insert name hear)]

Granted, but it talks and tells you bad jokes whenever you are with people.

I wish for djvdnvnrgktrio; to be a word.

 

[spartan1077]

I wish for djvdnvnrgktrio; to be a word.

Granted but it means djvdnvnrgktrio;.

I wish for an alive pony that can have an infinite life and never catches diseases or gets hurt or can break bones and is super fast and can pee invunerability potions. Corrupt that!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted. It runs away from you, never to be seen again.

I wish to know how mad that just made him.

 

[spartan1077]

Granted.I now want to kill myself.

I wish to know how many googles in a trigooglesauereusrex.

 

[Lust]

Granted. It will be whatever you want it to be.

I wish for a soda.