Corrupt a Wish game

[Martin Toy]

Granted, however they only appear when you are sick.

I wish for a rabid pet squirrel on a leash, with laser eyes and a hunger for human flesh, except my own.

 

[Venom 3135]

granted, but the scent of your flesh is confused, causing the squirel to attack you.

I wish for fable 3 to be on ps3's(Which are much better than 360's)

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. They abuse you incessantly.

I wish for a dog.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted however everyone else will still have better things hapening to them.

I wish the wallpaper in my bedroom was not an Orange ish colour.

 

[Martin Toy]

Granted it's completely Orange instead of being orange-ish. It also releases clouds of vapour causing severe skin irritation and impotence.

I wish for a bunny, with a bow and wearing bunny-shoes.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. It's a crossbow. And this bunny is not happy.

I wish for cake.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but it's a lie

Granted but you ar forced to share every single piece of that cake.

I wish I could run up walls.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted. Now they consist of Michael Bay's explosions for the whole time. Maybe a couple of seconds for massive robot teabags and racist jokes.

I wish Biology wasn't so complicated.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but now you're bloated with chicken dinner.

I wish I was never ninja'd again.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but every time you post the thread dies.

I wish for a bag of cheese and onion crisps.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but it gives you heart attacks the next day.

I wish I didnt't have to walk to school.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Granted, but you are driven mad.

I wish to be immune to madness.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but everyone else is mad.

I wish I had a blueberry muffin right now.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It's stale.

I wish for a watermelon.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted (literally granted, my hamster died just this week), but I have access to all your personal details.

I with I had a new pet.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but you still can't spell "wish" right.

I wish I had the coolest pants anyone has ever seen.

 

[Best of the 3]

Just pretend I have a lisp

Granted but then people would be starting at your pants. (english pants = underwear that is)

I wish I could speak Norwegian.

 

[Dango]

Granted, but your "lisp" makes it so no one can understand you.

I wish I had a the world's cutest kitten, and I also wish it transformed into the shape of a crown and sat on my head whenever I told it to.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but it has a very weak bladder and piddles itself while on your head and only ever on your head.

I wish I could bring myself to do the homework which is in for today.

 

[Dango]

(HAHA, I have school off tomorrow!)

Granted, but your dog eats your homework as soon as you finish it.

I wish I didn't have to get a flu shot tomorrow on mt day off from school.