Corrupt a Wish game

[tthor]

Granted. but people get jealous and horribly murder you.

I wish Santa wouldn't see me when I'm sleeping

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but he can still you masturbate.

I wish I was on Fall Break already.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. "Break" being the operative word.

I wish for a marble statue of myself.

 

[Kere]

Granted but you are a little girl and pedo bear comes after you.

I wish I had a new car.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. One brand new Model T coming right up. (Look it up)

I wish I could pirate Inception, already.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. However, you are caught, and ye be forced to walk the plank.

I wish my history teacher hadn't broken his leg and fucked up the timetable.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He/she gets hit by a bus and dies.

I wish my friends would stop spoiling things for me.

 

[Blue Musician]

Granted, now it's just going to be God who is spoiling things for you.

I wish I was God.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. You're the youngest, shittiest member of an almighty pantheon, and your only responsibility is being the god of watercoolers.

 

[Best of the 3]

Hmmm, no wish.

I wish this guy had a wish.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. He wishes you dead.

I wish Valve was going to make Half Life 3. Sadly, it will never happen.

 

[Best of the 3]

Granted but before then Valve merges with Blizzard and then it has to come out according to Valve/Blizz Time.

I wish for a hotdog.

 

[Kere]

Granted but its just a dog hot from staying in the sun.

I wish my art teacher wasn't such a hypocritical b****.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. He's a murderous *****.

I wish I would stop forgetting to make wishes.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, you wish to be hit by a truck. Not what I would have done, but hey, it's your wish, right?

I wish I didn't have school tomorrow. Oh wait. I don't. Heh, must have forgot. Uh.......I wish for a giant octopus costume. Please don't ask why.

 

[Kere]

Granted but mega shark appears out of no where and fights you.

I wish for a good night's sleep tonight.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted, but only after you have sex wit Rosie O' Donnell. I think that's pretty much a horrible situation no matter what gender you are.

I wish I had a Gatling laser that won't kill me or backfire in any way.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Granted. Everyone else has a Fat Man.

I wish for the Nerd Rage perk in real life.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Granted. Beating everyone up causes you to become extremely popular, thus hindering the effectiveness of the perk.

I wish I could buy my own personal island.

 

[Protocol95]

Granted, it has a volcano in the middle of it that will detonate in 5 seconds.

I wish to be able to win every argument no matter what I say.