Corrupt a wish game.

[diddykonger]

The game is simple, you grant the above person wish but you must corrupt the wish some how then you make a wish. For example, 'I wish they made a Metal Gear Solid movie' 'granted but it is directed by Uwe Boll'

So lets get this ball rolling and be creative with those corruptions.

I wish Final Fantasy XIII wasn't so linear compared to past Final Fantasy games

 

[Jav3lin]

Granted, but every Final Fantasy game after XIII will suck so much you will want to shoot yourself.

I wish I had wings.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Granted but they have holes in them so when you go to fly you will just crash and burn

I haz wish for brain.

 

[diddykonger]

granted but its a sheeps brain

I wish that Star Trek Enterprise never existed

 

[Vrex360]

Granted, but it get replaced by something you dislike even more.

I wish I had a frozen coke machine that never, ever runs out of delicious frozen coke.

 

[diddykonger]

granted but the coke is literally frozen at absolute zero

I wish they James Cameron never made Avatar

 

[Scde2]

Granted, now Uwe Boll made Avatar.

I wish that people would stop making repeat threads [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/362.147851-Crush-Each-Others-Dreams?page=1].

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, a little girl in china read it and ripped it to shreds.

I wish for a COW!

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but its a bull adn your wearing red....

I wish for Bicycle Repair man!

 

[Rainboq]

//force update

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Granted, here he is.

 

[Mr.logic]

The game is simple, you grant the above person wish but you must corrupt the wish some how then you make a wish. For example, 'I wish they made a Metal Gear Solid movie' 'granted but it is directed by Uwe Boll'

So lets get this ball rolling and be creative with those corruptions.

I wish Final Fantasy XIII wasn't so linear compared to past Final Fantasy games

This is the exact same as the crush someones dream thread from yesterday.

 

[Rainboq]

Duck tits! Woohoo!

I wish for Uwe Boll's death

 

[Scde2]

Granted.

I wish for an idea.

 

[Rainboq]

Granted, but its a really bad idea.

I wish for a cure for writer's block

 

[Scde2]

Granted, it is now a writer's cube.

I wish that ucwutididthar.

 

[Rainboq]

Not granted.....

I wish for less gibirish!

 

[Jav3lin]

Granted, you now have more spam

I wish for a revolver.

 

[GodofDisaster]

Granted but it's only a toy.

I wish that it was no longer possible for online games to be glitched or hacked. No matter what the person did.

 

[diddykonger]

granted but everyone stops playing online games.

I wish Gary Bettman wasn't an ass about moving the Coyotes to hamilton