Corrupt-A-Wish

[Aurora219]

This must have been done.. But I can't find it.

Screw your buddies over and destroy the wishes of your foes! What could be better!
First, ruin the person's wish (by granting it badly) from the post before yours, then make your own wish.

Make the destruction of someone's dream more fun than "You die before it happens", but otherwise anything goes. If you can't corrupt the wish, then obviously they thought too hard and just deserve to have it "not granted".

I wish I didn't have to sleep so damn much..

 

[Kinichie]

Granted. You never have to sleep, and therefore you brain starts to shut down and you become stupid.

I wish I was really really good at guitar.

 

[TheGhostOfSin]

Granted but you lose your fingers...

I wish people would stop re-doing this thread

 

[Lord Krunk]

Granted, this one will be locked soon, and we'll be without a "Corrupt a Wish" thread.

I wish that I could forge a signature.

 

[aussiesniper]

Granted, you can forge the signature of any US politician, but only when in the presence of someone who wants to kill said politician.

I wish I had a super-lozenge.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

Granted, but your mouth fills with mucus and you choke to death

I wish that speak to animals

 

[Dommyboy]

Granted, unfortunately animals find you to be an idiot and don't desire to talk to you.

I wish Pedobear wasn't approved.

 

[T3chn0s1s]

Granted, but he still approves of you. Giggity.

I wish how to shot web?

(( If you don't get the reference, you might want to ask someone before you grant it ))

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Just want to mention that this has been done, it;s the thread called the genie game, it's exactly the same as this, but it's been going longer.

 

[T3chn0s1s]

Yeah, on here it has. I think more people took to Corrupt-A-wish because it's the more widely known thread name.

 

[EscapeGoat_v1legacy]

Yeah, Fair enough.