Corrupted Wishing

[Godavari]

This is a simple "reply to the poster above you" game.

First, I'll make a wish. It is your job to make me pray that I hadn't. Corrupt my wish in any way you see fit. For example:

Poster1: I wish fire was cool to the touch.
Poster2: Granted, but now snow is burning hot.
I wish there was no such thing as mud.

And so on.

So to begin, I wish for a pineapple.

 

[Hemlet]

granted, but the pineapple materializes in your small intestine.

I wish I had something to eat.

 

[Godavari]

You get my pineapple. : )

I wish for world peace.

 

[Hemlet]

Humanity, without any clearly defined conflicts to base any entertainment on, become listless and boring. The resulting drought of interesting stories from overseas severely damages the gaming industry, causing another Video Game Crash. Eventually, some masochistic individuals bring back the gladiatorial games, except with better technology, eventually resulting in a blood sport loving world wide society.

I wish my tongue was 3 feet long.

 

[lostclause]

You may be mistaken for a zombie during the apocalypse and shot by a survivor.
I wish I was asleep.

 

[FastFoot92]

Granted but now your in space and will die
I wish to make some sense

 

[terribleyetfun]

granted, but only to penguins.

I wish I had self-confidence

 

[the Tadman]

Granted, but now you're confident that you'll fail on everything.

I wish for a better world.

 

[Jammy Fingers]

Granted, but its better for your worst enemy in that you are dead.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish

 

[cHr0n0sPh3r3]

Granted, but that same wish is that you are destitute and unable to improve on your situation.

I wish my cat had milk

 

[tobi the good boy]

Your wish is granted, It is coconut milk which is highly toxic to cats

I wish for my cheap no name brand coke to transform into coke-a-cola with no evil additives.

 

[PixelKing]

Granted. You get jailed for mysteriously obtaining Coke-Cola.

I wish I was dead.

 

[tobi the good boy]

Wish granted you are now dead ... DEAD TIRED

Spoiler

... your also crippled from the waist down.

I wish oh wish I hadn't made that wish