Corrupting? Absolutely!
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Anyone caught praising or condemning a product they know little to nothing about and not making it clear that they in fact know next to nothing on the subject will be punished by having their head shoved up their arse.
My word is law there are no other written laws unless I decide otherwise also the law is my tool and just because it works one way for someone dosent mean it works the way for the next I also have the right to change my mind or alter anything at anytime.
Certain games decided by me are made free to everybody.
Once a year there is a 2 day battle royale within a nominated zone which anyone can take part in.
the first tuesday of every month everyone has to wear a red and white checked gingham dress with army boots when outside.
Chicken worshiping is outlawed and any glorification of chickens is punishable by death if a company is responsible all their assets are seized and then 50% of the workforce are killed (decided randomly).
yeah that should do for a start sensible policies for a happier future.
My word is law there are no other written laws unless I decide otherwise also the law is my tool and just because it works one way for someone dosent mean it works the way for the next I also have the right to change my mind or alter anything at anytime.
Certain games decided by me are made free to everybody.
Once a year there is a 2 day battle royale within a nominated zone which anyone can take part in.
the first tuesday of every month everyone has to wear a red and white checked gingham dress with army boots when outside.
Chicken worshiping is outlawed and any glorification of chickens is punishable by death if a company is responsible all their assets are seized and then 50% of the workforce are killed (decided randomly).
yeah that should do for a start sensible policies for a happier future.
I'd do the exact opposite to this. I'd actively encourage these people to eat as much chocolate cake as they can-this will reduce cake supplies, raise prices and so discourage other people from eating them and getting fat.Aurora Firestorm said:
All politicians shall be fired. Into the Channel.
Douchebaggery shall henceforth be a serious crime, punishable by a length of time in the stocks.
All research grants funded by the Government shall henceforth be diverted to the pursuit of jet packs.
All attempts at tax evasion shall be punishable by heavy fines. Any attempt to relocate the business to avoid tax shall result in the business' assets being seized.
In order to be legally sold, MS Word shall be configured to use only British English.
Any banker who awards himself a bonus while the bank is losing money shall have his arms tied to his legs and used as a human lottery ball, with his bonus as the lottery prize.
The wearing of any item of Burberry clothing shall be punished with instant death.
Legalisation of cannabis, subject to similar licensing laws as alcohol.
Legalisation of prostitution as long as it is consensual. Trafficking and exploitation shall be punished with a red-hot poker up the backside.
Everything will continue as normal, but in secrecy i will be building large bunkers(vaults if you will) in every major population area with appointed leaders (a large percentage of these bunkers MAY be cruel social experiments)i will also heavily advance the science of rapid (heavily unethical)animal mutation in my secret super bunker, have my brain be put into a giant computor in a state where i can live many hundred years. the wordls population will then recieve a 2 week warning, then i bathe the world in nuclear fire. once the initial storms and heavy radiation and such has disapeared, ill force open the vau- i mean bunkers and release my newly addapted plant and animal life mutant abominations.
It will amuse me for a long time.
It will amuse me for a long time.
*Is Canadian*
Let's see....
1. All politicians or people serving under me in government will have their spending be completely transparent. That way, it's easy to see if they're abusing taxpayer money.
2. The internet shall not be regulated, nor censored. In fact, if possible, I will see to it that everyone in the country gets cheap, but fast internet.
3. There will be a clause in all copyright contracts that will allow the artist to get back the rights to the IP should they need/want it.
4. WINTER WILL BE OUTLAWED!!! ...Ok, nevermind. I can't do that. I wish, though.
5. I will hire a panel of people to come up with effective ways to curb bullying. Teasing and stuff is fine, you can't stop that. But tormenting people will not be allowed to let slide.
6. The whole shareholder system will be revised so that they can't run the company into the ground by forcing them to focus on short term profits only.
7. Extremism, bigotry, and excess douchebaggery will be punished by a swift knee to the nads!
8. There will be classes designed to teach kids how to use common !@#$ing sense. Kids who CANNOT learn how to use their common sense will not graduate.
9. Deus Ex 1 and Shadow of the Collossus will be mandatory school material. Collossus at age 17, and Deux Ex at age 19.
That's all I can think of for tonight.
Let's see....
1. All politicians or people serving under me in government will have their spending be completely transparent. That way, it's easy to see if they're abusing taxpayer money.
2. The internet shall not be regulated, nor censored. In fact, if possible, I will see to it that everyone in the country gets cheap, but fast internet.
3. There will be a clause in all copyright contracts that will allow the artist to get back the rights to the IP should they need/want it.
4. WINTER WILL BE OUTLAWED!!! ...Ok, nevermind. I can't do that. I wish, though.
5. I will hire a panel of people to come up with effective ways to curb bullying. Teasing and stuff is fine, you can't stop that. But tormenting people will not be allowed to let slide.
6. The whole shareholder system will be revised so that they can't run the company into the ground by forcing them to focus on short term profits only.
7. Extremism, bigotry, and excess douchebaggery will be punished by a swift knee to the nads!
8. There will be classes designed to teach kids how to use common !@#$ing sense. Kids who CANNOT learn how to use their common sense will not graduate.
9. Deus Ex 1 and Shadow of the Collossus will be mandatory school material. Collossus at age 17, and Deux Ex at age 19.
That's all I can think of for tonight.
Maybe at one time I would have thought having power and control over large numbers of people would be cool but then I realized the sheer amount of responsibility it would take and the thanklessness of the position. Putting yourself in the spotlight is making yourself that much brighter a target.
Addendum to my previous list:
11. I will ride around in a chariot pulled by either weasels (when I'm in a good and merciful mood) or honey badgers (when I'm not).
11. I will ride around in a chariot pulled by either weasels (when I'm in a good and merciful mood) or honey badgers (when I'm not).