Could Jesus stop bullets?
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Once he realized he was in the Matrix, he wouldn't need to stop the bullets...
yes, it was lame, but I did it... leave me alone...
yes, it was lame, but I did it... leave me alone...
Has he had his five a day ? Is he in a happy mood?
Have the bullets even been fired from a gun? Assuming they have, who fired them? Did God do it? Is he wearing a bullet proof vest? Are the bullets open to negotiation on the matter?
You really need to be more specific with your question. If Jesus was in a gunfight with the Anti-Christ, they might cancel each other out I guess.
Does he have Chris Tucker by his side? That might help.
Have the bullets even been fired from a gun? Assuming they have, who fired them? Did God do it? Is he wearing a bullet proof vest? Are the bullets open to negotiation on the matter?
You really need to be more specific with your question. If Jesus was in a gunfight with the Anti-Christ, they might cancel each other out I guess.
Does he have Chris Tucker by his side? That might help.
This comment made me laugh and cry at the same time, and then laugh some more.Quiet Stranger said:
You have won the thread.Daystar Clarion said:
OT: I dunno. Probably not. Couldn't handle Roman weapons, now could he?
Why ask this? You're only going to get two answers - yes or no - from those who believe respectively that he is either the son of God or another human being. If you believe he's the son of God, then, of course, you believe he would have the reality bending power to stop as many bullets as he wants. If you believe otherwise, then he's human and cannot summon the supernatural power of stopping bullets mid-flight.
Also, to those who are consistently making jokes about dodging nails or the Romans, or whatever, you're entirely misinformed and never read the scriptures you're mocking. If you actually put a semblance of effort into studying the history, Christ had willingly put himself in the situation that would result in his death. While he was scared shitless about it, he went through with it anyway, by his own will.
Also, to those who are consistently making jokes about dodging nails or the Romans, or whatever, you're entirely misinformed and never read the scriptures you're mocking. If you actually put a semblance of effort into studying the history, Christ had willingly put himself in the situation that would result in his death. While he was scared shitless about it, he went through with it anyway, by his own will.
Why are we talking about my friend Jesus Rosales? He is a local friend of mine at my school and my new Wing Commander for my JROTC unit. He's a pretty swell guy, and pretty fast. He just might.
Oh, wait, not THAT Jesus?
Well... I don't know. I'd have to look at your jesus and see his track record with dodging harmful objects in the past and decide then.
Oh, wait, not THAT Jesus?
Well... I don't know. I'd have to look at your jesus and see his track record with dodging harmful objects in the past and decide then.
Well, assuming he really is the son of god and whatnot for a minute here, that whole crucifixion (which was being nailed to a wooden cross and then being stabbed with spears apparently) thing there tells me that he can stop them about as well as I can. Which is to say, under the right circumstances I could stop a bullet by letting it enter my body, but it'd fuck up my body as it does so.
He asked if he could stop bullets, not dodge them.Diamondback One said:
Anyone, son of God or not, can stop bullets. It hurts, though.
