Counter that with...

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The fact that I have a lazor, thus making you shit your pants looking at it.

 

[Randoms]

The fact that i have more pants, thus making your lazor useless

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

The fact that I have a pants-destroying lazor, thus making your pants useless.

 

[Niko Stepz]

A kilt.

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

A hammer,

 

[Randoms]

A slightly less Scottish form of pants

 

[XJ-0461]

A Jean-Paul Valley.

 

[Randoms]

A.... Chicken?

 

[XJ-0461]

A large oven.

 

[Randoms]

A large propane tank
[BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[XJ-0461]

A fire extinguisher.

 

[Randoms]

a pointy stick.

 

[biscuit86]

a gun that shoots flaming chainsaws

 

[Sam G]

A pair of gunblade-nunchucks that shoot flaming chainsaws made of gold.

 

[XJ-0461]

An Adamantium shield.

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Fan fiction that makes Wolverine more vulnerable.