Cow executed for seducing man

[OceanRunner]

Sooooooooo...
1. A man had sex with a cow, thinking it was a woman.
2. He then had to marry the cow, losing his clothes in the process.
3. The cow was drowned to ward off bad luck.
XDXDXDXDXDXD!!!

 

[Ranorak]

What you just heard was the sound of a thousand furries spawning new "stories" at the same time.

Seriously...a cow?
I mean.... a horse, okay!
But a cow?!

 

[Zetablade]

Ummmmmm...

Where's the punchline?
(Someone tells me it isn't a joke)
WTF Someone boned a COW. Do they have laws against stuff like acid and crystal meth in Indonesia?

I can now say I had a traumatizing experience in my childhood.

 

[Zetablade]

Primitives make me laugh.

Thats rural 3rd World for you.

EDIT: Whats the odds this becomes a meme if it reaches 4chan?

About 1 in 1.
So might as well speed it up. I'm posting it in 4chan now.

 

[Sixties Spidey]

I bet he T-Boned it really good.

In all seriousness, that is just fucked up.

 

[TheMightyImp]

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

That's what I find funny.

 

[Wadders]

Who the hell was the guy's lawyer, to get him off a bestiality charge with such a crap defence? Honestly, "She looked like a woman, not a cow"? That guy's lawyer must be the bst in his field. Which reminds me, I need to hire someone to defend me on a genocide charge, reckon he'd be up for it?

But seriously, this is stupid. If they'll accept something as idiotic as that in court as a solid defence, their courtrooms must have a revolving door or something for how easy it must be to avoid serious jailtime...

Erm he lives in an Indonesian village. I don't think they have lawyers. They have chiefs and crazy rituals instead.

Ah well, poor cow. But at least he won't be tempted to do it again. Unless he fancies other cows that is. Weird...

 

[KlausH]

What I have to say about this is... . Ok, this is WEARD! Tha- G- Wha- WHAT?! Gha-- *pant* *pant*. I wanna quit!

 

[Pinstar]

Of course the cow seduced him. Everyone knows the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Maybe it was one of those cows from Hitchiker's that offered up parts of its body to eat.

I dunno, I'm grasping at straws here. But "The cow seduced me" is like a new breed of Chewbakka defense.

 

[BoxCutter]

Ah, the crap people come up with... and believe evidently.

 

[Ithera]

Wretched cow harlot! Well, in the end justice was done. Some people...... Give me the Indonesian phone directory, i got some stuff to sell them.

 

[Legion]

Sounds like a load of bull.

I think gullible people will be believing this until the cows come home.

 

[tobi the good boy]

reading that article made me feel like i was coming back form 4chan, amused, confused and deeply disturbed

 

[Zhukov]

Does nobody else feel sorry for the cow?

 

[IamQ]

Umm...wow.

 

[tomtom94]

People believed his story? I think that says more about them than the man.

Personally I think bestiality is its own punishment. If you're caught and publicly shamed, I think that's probably going to do the trick with regards to destroying your social life...

 

[silver wolf009]

Thats just stupid and wrong.

 

[Gigano]

I wish I lived in a place where any and all acts could successfully be explained with "sorcerous hypnosis curse"...

Maybe all that religious superstition stuff isn't so bad after all.

 

[Danallighieri]

Woah... brings up the question of perhaps why more sheep aren't executed in Wales

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I too have been seduced by the siren song of a Cow. In my case, however, it was a BBQ.

EDIT: Ok this joke is far too dirty, but I can't get it out of my head.

Spit-Roast

*Runs away*