Cow executed for seducing man

[Bored Tomatoe]

Well this is just udderly ridiculous.

 

[WilliamRLBaker]

Well this is just udderly ridiculous.

*kicks you in the shin* DONT YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN!!

As for the topic at hand...this makes me a sad sad panda.

 

[DarkhoIlow]

In this crazy world I don't think it would be impossible for that thing of happening,I've seen worse.

I must commend that guy though,for coming up with an awesome alibi for wanting to make his way with that cow.

 

[Syl4r]

No, seriously. WHAT.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

Spoiler

This was my reaction.

What the hell is wrong with that man?

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Sounds like a load of bull.

That pun makes me want to have a cow.
But South East Asia isn't the most rational place in the contienent. Just, trust me on that one. *Points to view profile button.*

 

[DoctorWhat]

Sounds like a load of bull.

*grooooooaaaaaaaaan*

Anyway. This is the kind of weird shit that makes me wonder at how strange the world is...

 

[The_Graff]

damn, I'm not sure if i should think that the guy is perverted, or just an awesomely quick thinker.

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

I... That... But... WHAT?

 

[MortisLegio]

he tried to get the milk for free and had to buy the cow

 

[TheMightyImp]

?She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her,? said Alit.

That's what I find funny.

This raises an even bigger question, how does someone calling your name automatically mean 'let's do the horizontal tango right now'?

I must be careful to ensure even I don't say my name in fear of seducing myself in a way I cannot resist (it can be a serious problem).

Or you might be killed. I mean, how can the government even consider doing something like this? Wtf..

 

[spartan231490]

I think this man should be committed to an asylum. He is obviously insane.

 

[Shock and Awe]

I cannot believe that guy's epically stupid like actually worked.

 

[RN7]

I.....uh.....but......the fuck?

And why was the man not drowned as well?

Because silly, women are evil and men can never be accounted responsible for extreme stupidity (or in this case, really good drugs) when a female is involved. Haven't you always wondered why most witches are female?
/sarcasm. Though women can be pretty damn devious...

 

[rokkolpo]

and so Satan pretended to be a cow and seduced poor Alit to have sex with him/her.

 

[Brandon237]

Sounds like a load of bull.

Haha, puns FTW.

This is mad, he actually... and the cow... seduced... beautiful women... marriage...

I'm gonna guess he a took a valium too many. You will get a cookie for the reference. No, really.

 

[zombiejoe]

Cows are Land Mermaids. Beware their siren song...

Which is interesting, because sea-cows were the creatures that were mistook as mermaids.

Bags the one on the right.

Wow, you can totally see the resemblance

 

[zombiejoe]

She... called his name and seduced him?

What was his name, Moo?

Oh I see what you did thar

 

[Billion Backs]

Religion and superstition.

What?

That's the punchline.

Agreed. Seriously, he should be shot for being so insane and stupid.

I never said that. I was referring to the idiotic traditions and how such a stupid excuse "worked". Although probably there's plenty of "corruption" involved as well. Maybe that's how officials responded - agreeing to believe absolutely retarded excuses not to soil the pride/reputation of that guy's family for personal profit or other goals.

 

[Insanum]

Sounds like a load of bull.

*sigh* Looks like Root's at it again. Ill go get the meds.

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OT: NEEDS MOAR COWBELL.