Craziest mental image you ever had.

[Dark Knifer]

What's the weirdest, most insane image that ever popped into your head? One I had just now was an image of being given a piggyback ride from a 40k space marine and getting him to sprint through a shopping center yelling "CHAAAARGE!"

So, what's yours then?

 

[LongAndShort]

Ever? Can't say I remembered all the crazy images I've had... but today? Well, me and a pair of Uni mates were talking about crazy politicians (in Australia) today and one of the brought up a crazy senator by the name of Fischer (I think that's the spelling) who did the 'Time Warp' again. Now he warned against looking up the YouTube video (it's really disappointing) but the image in my head is fantastic...

The Upper House, the lights off save for a spotlight on her, the music playing and her singing the song, with "Mr Speaker" tagged to the end of every line.

"It's just a jump to the left Mr Speaker..." and "LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN Mr. Speaker..."

 

[DJDarque]

This isn't the craziest I've had I'm sure, but it's the craziest I can remember off the top of my head.

I once had a mental image of my friends rolling strips of bacon and smoking them like cigarettes because one of them mentioned smoking bacon to eat and my mind took it in a really weird direction.

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

When I was studying both the book and film of Trainspotting at uni. It was in a module entitled 'Adaptations for film and television', thus we had to compare the original text to its visual counterpart.

There is a part of the book that (for obvious reasons) doesn't make it into the film, whereby the main character has sex with a pregnant woman (a widow at her husband's funeral no less) but can't shake the grotesque idea in his head that he's having sex with the woman and getting a blowjob from the foetus at the same time...

Books create images in your head. I'd rather not elabourate.