Craziest/ supidest theories you have ever heard
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wow, second comment and we already have smart mouthed anti religious statements.backinthepresentfuture said:
Stay classy escapist.
Anyway, the stupidest conspiracy theory I've ever heard is both 2012 and the 911 conspiracy even though simple logic and a trip to the library can disprove both.
I had a guy at my uni whole fully believed in Time Cube, and if you didn't believe in it you just weren't intelligent enough basically.
Unfortunately he travelled to America to meet the founder of the movement, who told him he was crazy and hurting the cause. So after he got back to Aus he killed himself by throwing himself in front of a train...
Somehow my respect for Time Cube went down even further after that.
Unfortunately he travelled to America to meet the founder of the movement, who told him he was crazy and hurting the cause. So after he got back to Aus he killed himself by throwing himself in front of a train...
Somehow my respect for Time Cube went down even further after that.
so living in a world full of bigots is ok? you know, when you act like that, you make atheist look MORE blind than most religious people.Victor Kwak said:
Seriously, what is wrong with you people? For being on the same site that praises it self for being logical and sensible you people sure are allowing illogical people spewing straight up hate speech to run amok.
But on another note the theory that the jews run the world is stupid. Why does everyone hate jews?
Then i guess that guy going twenty on the freeway, the asshole who stole beer from our store, daytime television, suicide, EA's marketing, mental illness, racism and atheists who genuinely believe that Humanity is a god is all caused by religion, and most certainly not from alcoholism, poor programming, crappy marketing choices, genetics, social inequality mixed with human psychology and blatant disregard for the principles of the group you think you're a part of. Respectively.bobajob said:
If you want the world to stop being stupid, you need to eliminate everything with the capacity to think. That's right. Total human genocide. Not the elimination of religion - the elimination of thoughts.
Good luck with that.
There are a million conspiracies going through your head and body every minute of every day. The NHK has your every thought in its grasp and clubs your kneecaps for good measure. But One man knows it all. Just one man... Take it away, Question.
Truthism. Or whatever it's called. The one with the ancient alien reptiles who have controlled the entire world through the Illuminati or something. I think there was also something about dimensions we can't see and I know there was some misogyny thrown in there as well. Of course, I'm sure it's a troll site, but still.
There are a couple that take the cake for me:
1) The US government was behind 9/11 - Now, I haven't done any research on this or scrutinized the evidence unitl the scrutinizing department of my brain had to take a day off, but the whole idea is just bloody ridiculous. The US government is hardly a paragon of virtue, but they are also not film/video game/comic book villains intent on bringing in the new world order.
2) Jews control the US/the economy/the western world - This is just bucketloads of bigoted bullshit.
Also i'm an atheist so I guess . . .
3) *insert mandatory atheist rage against the heavens here*
EDIT: Oh god, I read about one paragraph of that Timecube thing and was just like "Fuck. That"
1) The US government was behind 9/11 - Now, I haven't done any research on this or scrutinized the evidence unitl the scrutinizing department of my brain had to take a day off, but the whole idea is just bloody ridiculous. The US government is hardly a paragon of virtue, but they are also not film/video game/comic book villains intent on bringing in the new world order.
2) Jews control the US/the economy/the western world - This is just bucketloads of bigoted bullshit.
Also i'm an atheist so I guess . . .
3) *insert mandatory atheist rage against the heavens here*
EDIT: Oh god, I read about one paragraph of that Timecube thing and was just like "Fuck. That"
It's no offense to me because despite your assumption that I'm a theist, I'm actually not. When theists say "You can't disprove it" it's not to mock the belief's of others, it's just a flimsy argument that doesn't seek to offend anyone; when atheists on the other hand use the immature "invisible etc etc" analogy it just makes atheists look like 13 year olds on XBL.Trippy Turtle said:
I tought I wouldn't touch this thread with a ten-foot-pole, but...
That timecube thing was very interesting.
From what I understood this guy somehow doesn't understand that just because it's midnight on the other side of the planet, while being noon here, it doesn't mean that they're two seperate planes of existance. (No, I could not understand a thing he was saying. There's a very informative picture.
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Makes one question everything. I mean, he's a human right. And I'm also, like, a human. So... what if, man!? What. If.
That's right. You have no idea.
That timecube thing was very interesting.
From what I understood this guy somehow doesn't understand that just because it's midnight on the other side of the planet, while being noon here, it doesn't mean that they're two seperate planes of existance. (No, I could not understand a thing he was saying. There's a very informative picture.
)Makes one question everything. I mean, he's a human right. And I'm also, like, a human. So... what if, man!? What. If.
That's right. You have no idea.
there is a conspiracy theory that Hitler survived WWII,cloned himself and hid in caverns deep underground with some scientist building UFO,s.
Theistic religions
New World Order/Illuminati
Holocaust deniers
Elvis living still being alive.
homosexuality being a choice.
PS
2012 (the Mayan calendar ends in 2112 not 2012 and Shadowrun already explained what,s going to happen)
Christ returning or Apocalypse et-al (or Christian "predicting" the end of the world) I read somewhere that humans aren't supposed to know when the world is going to end in Christian religions.
Theistic religions
New World Order/Illuminati
Holocaust deniers
Elvis living still being alive.
homosexuality being a choice.
PS
2012 (the Mayan calendar ends in 2112 not 2012 and Shadowrun already explained what,s going to happen)
Christ returning or Apocalypse et-al (or Christian "predicting" the end of the world) I read somewhere that humans aren't supposed to know when the world is going to end in Christian religions.
I watched an episode of Dr. Who which included the most brilliant villain race I have ever seen. It is a race of aliens whom you forget they ever existed the moment you look away from them, even on a photograph or recording. And thanks to the efforts of the Doctor, we've been killing off their species since the moon landing, and we have no idea that we're doing it.
Religion, this 2012 business, and astrology. The usual stuff.
People need to learn that there is a difference between respecting other people's right to believe what they want, and respecting other people's beliefs. The former is important, the latter, not so much.
I'm sure people's various gods will instill within them the strength to persevere through such horrific persecution.erttheking said:
Burden of proof lies with the person making the claim. If I told you I could fly and then in response to you asking to prove it, I told you to disprove it, I'd hope that you'd call me an idiot.shadowkrai said:
[sub](I laughed.)[/sub]chstens said:
People need to learn that there is a difference between respecting other people's right to believe what they want, and respecting other people's beliefs. The former is important, the latter, not so much.