Crazy and Violent

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

Spoiler: uhm..

i'm not gonna lie, mall fight gave me this idea

Ok, you are in a never-ending forest, with weapon stores everywhere (you are in redneck country). you can get any weapon and any vehicle. The goal is to simply do bad things to other people.


Rules:
i: no permanent death
ii: you can fashion weapons from the forest itself, even make a vehicle
iii: forts and alliances can be made
iv: have fun doing absolutely cruel and inhumane things to each other!

Spoiler: by the way

if you didn't catch on, you do violent and crazy things to each other

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i start driving around the forest doing donuts, and knocking over trees in my hummer

 

[WafflesandBacon]

"TREES HAVE FEELINGS TO!!!"

I shoot lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl with a shotgun from a redneck

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

the hummer blows up, i presume?

respawning, i hop in a stealth bomber and randomly bomb the forest, hoping to hit waffle.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

i hid in a tree and almost snipe lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl

"THE TREES WILL HAVE THERE REVENGE"
[sub]i probably shouldn't yelled that out[/sub]

 

[Fraught]

Rules:
i: no permanent death
iv: have fun doing absolutely cruel and inhumane things to each other!

These things don't seem to go together very well.

Also, is "temporary death" allowed, whatever it is?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

if you can execute it well, sure....oh and i make a tree fall on both of you for complaining