Crazy Dreams

[Bulletinmybrain]

Probably dreams about a girl from school... And only her, not one other girl from school was ever in my dreams.. Even when I have met a fair bit of attractive girls in my class the whole year with one teasing/flirting with me.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Dream #1-I'm at a public pool. and the Military is there and it is surrounded by a huge barbed wire fence. i can get in alright but my uncle and his friend cant and i have to get them in. so im simming around and theres a boat ramp attatched to it. so i swim around there andthen a guard snipes a fish about 2 feet away from my head. Now that some how allows my uncle and friend in. then im on a roller coaster pushing down seats with a broom handle. then the chick next to me starts doing the nasty with me. after that i go down a huge water slide. Then i go up to my hotel room my uncle-who now looks like Hulk Hogan-walks out then some random chick runs at him and kicks him in the nuts. He gets back up, has a WWE championship belt, then says,"Now that's two things covering my ass." Then i go to the showers and the walls are see-through and some kid runs in, says," Oh god dammit you guys!" then runs back out. then my clothes are back on two kids are playin Halo ODST in the showers and the hick i like just appears and stands next to me.

I'm not certified in this area, so don't take my word for it. I'm guessing that you feel that school is too strict, as it watches you, inhibits you, and humiliates you. Even when you get home, your thoughts are still on school.

Since the above text is so serious-sounding, allow me to brighten the mood with an image: imagine kittens pawing at a Wii with Raving Rabbids plugged in. That ought to brighten the mood.

Dream #2-its shorter trust me- i get invited to a party at Slipknot's house. i go there and its a trailer. some dude is at the door passing out cards for stuff. i walk in and the chick i like is there too. Shes says," who wants a BJ next?" I raise my hand and it happens then i wake up.

I'm guessing that it means you're a fan of Slipknot and that you want some sex.

 

[Boxpopper]

Once I had a dream that me and my father were having a picnic... in the middle of a small lake. We had a table all set up for a picnic, but it was floating in the water (so that the surface was just above the waterline) and we were sitting at it. Suddenly, a red dot (from a laser pointer) appeared on my chest. I looked down at it and shouted "HOLY CRAP I'M GETTING SNIPED!!!" and dove to the side. The bullet (from some unseen attacker in the hills) came at a totally different angle than the pointer and with a SCHLOP slid right into my ear. And I was fine somehow. Then the dot appeared on my dad's chest and I shouted again. Then I think I jumped away from the table and pulled out some gun (I'm pretty sure it didn't work at all) and was swimming away, perhaps looking for the sniper. Very strange.

I also had a weird, short dream once, consisting only of me discovering that my DS tastes like chocolate, and taking a big bite out of the top.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

This is actually the last dream I remember. I was fencing with a 6-foot tall piece of toast. We were on race cars going down a desert highway.
We fought for about ten minutes, before he fell off his race car. I looked ahead triumphantly to see a crow coming right at my face. Before I had time to duck, I woke up.
It was an odd one. Now I don't eat toast before going to bed.

 

[Cocal]

Once had a dream where, me and my friends all were just hanging around my house and computer room. Suddenly we were attacked by zombies and we started hacking off limbs with GIGANTIC sword/clocks I don't know but they had a clock handle and a blade. Then as I made it to my uncles house, arriving on horse back for some god awful reason, Giant steam punk, laser caring rubber duckies (like the ones you had in your bathtub when you were little) were attack this mansion where I was located so I ran upstairs to find several undressed women with shotguns. I grabed the shotguns to find out my friends had destroyed the ducks. We then hopped in the car and drove to a island (yes drove) ONCE THERE. we went bed, as if nothing ever happened, and I woke up. Pretty weird.

 

[The Jono]

I had this dream in a Youth hostel in Cambridge, and I couldn't close my eyes for the next day I was so scared. Wandering through a valley, full of leaves (dead), trees and rocky outcrops with some other people (never quite got to the bottom of who they were). Basically, we found an old registrars office which, strangely enough, looked like the Corvega building on the inside, and it suddenly goes dark. I get shouted at by a load of voices, which were surprisingly solid. I start crying and wake up.

I suppose you had to be there.