Does it count if they were all part of "The God Squad"? Apologies to any other member of "The God Squad" - hope you can take a joke. I'm an unlovable Godless toss-monkey - there we go, balanced it out.
Actually, my first was pretty level-headed. My second was insane in the fun kind of way - still actually miss her, and my third fit into the crazy bracket - apparently if I wasn't online just in time she worried I was dead or something, which slightly scares me. Plus there were the calls, the threats to break-up, hurt herself etc.
You can tell how that ended.
She also knows about my Escapist account. Searched for me online when we were going out evidently. :S Hope she doesn't see this.
But she's actually fairly alright now - there were background troubles that I think have been cleared up.
Still, I'm single for the time being until I find something who's either a lot like me or the exact opposite, because that's what I'm attracted to.
So if I was being as arrogant as I always am, I do love stupid happy people rather than smart miserable people. They're like my foil.
That's the innocent, silly kind of stupid, not the racist, bigoted, whorish kind, just so we have that one clear.
