Crazy first lines?

[Insanum]

"Oh the boy said to jonny, Dont you know who i think i am?!?"

Libertines, The boy said to johnny.

/thread.

 

[Lord Thodin]

I am likly to die, from my failure to fly, and take over your face with the front of my Hatredcopter!

-Hatredcopter - dethklok

 

[Panzer_God]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.

Bloodhound Gang?

Shit sorry, Blink 182.

 

[quiet_samurai]

You don't always have to fuck her hard, sometimes that's just not right....

 

[BuckminsterF]

Wraiths Pinned to the Mist and Other Games by of Montreal, every word in that song is bizzare... even the articles

 

[Asciotes]

Well I'm going to ride on a sabertooth horse through the hollywood hills True men Don't kill Coyotes, by The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Awesome song though.

 

[MrNades]

Ummm definitely little girls by onigo boingo or whatever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xo3Tpw-zLkM

 

[Valkyira]

In GTA 4 a random pedestrian sometimes shouts 'cheesy vagina'

 

[Scrythe]

I'm Pilot and Jesus
And I wept when Lennon died
Yet I envied his assailant
When I visited the shrine

-- Wall of Voodoo, Far Side of Crazy

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Hiroshima, A shadow burned in time
Nagasaki, naked baby melts alive

- Bring back The Bomb, GWAR

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

To Ashes by Shadows Fall
Its not really crazy or funny or anything, but its just "ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" followed by something intelligible.
EDIT: its actually "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

 

[Captain Wes]

"Grandpa pissed his pants again, He don't give a damn" Play it All Night Long by Warren Zevon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUyNBEzJTNE

or "I saw a werewolf with a chinese menu in his hand" from Werewolves Of London also by Warren Zevon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uV9xIzzcHg

 

[Deathsong17]

I wanna f*** a dog in the a**.

I win.

No you don't, that was the name of the song. Besides Bloodhound Gang do not count.

Bloodhound Gang?

Shit sorry, Blink 182.

Well I have a crazy second line, if that counts(it's crazy following the first line)
Herrman loves Pauline, and Pauleen loves Herrman.
They make love and give birth to little children.

 

[Beartrucci]

In GTA 4 a random pedestrian sometimes shouts 'cheesy vagina'

Hahahahahaha that cracks me up everytime I hear it.

Also, in a PS2 game called Psi-Ops: The Mindgate Conspiracy, the character gets woken in a cell with no memory (original plot devices ftw)by a girl breaking him out of there and she gives him a gun and tells him to meet her in another room and the character says something like, "Who is that girl, she seems familiar. Oh well, at least she gave me a gun, it's better than a kick in the nuts."

 

[Pragmat]

Give her a call for demerol and amal nitrate
I tell her dad, don't worry sir we won't stay out late

I'm in love with her
The pharmacists daughter
She's got my love
I get her drugs

NOFX

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

To be clear, I didn't actually listen to this song, a friend of mine constantly quotes it.

"Let me tell you 'bout a girl I know, who comes alive when she takes off her clothes."

Girl I Know - Avenged Sevenfold.

To be double clear, I think "A Little Piece of Heaven" is less screwed.

 

[messy]

Brand new base guitar by Jamie T. The first line is spoken with out music "Fucking Croissant"