Crazy Grandmothers.

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Gelp

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So,
I have this grandma, who takes the media to heart.
Every time she see's one of my cousins or sister with a necklace on, she brings up the "don't put that in your mouth because it's probably made in china and has lead in it".
She's constantly bashing poor china on it's lead problems.
So after receiving a coloured pencil kit made entirely of tightly wrapped chinese newspaper, I said "Uh oh nana, this is made in china! *puts it in my mouth*"
And she goes "Ohhhhhhhhhhh nooo Ick!" and jitters her head around.
Later I did it again with a pair of socks that said 'made in china' on them. (It takes a while for jokes to age in my family)

My grandmother does this with everything though, like when they had a recall on maple leaf products cause it gave people a severe case of food poisoning. And despite the fact that obviously any new shipments would have been well checked for anything as this would have been a pretty hard blow on the company, she would keep going on about it for weeks saying "ohhh when did you buy that? ohhhhh throw it all out!!!!".

Then she went back to the china thing again and blamed it for poisoning babies and making them hyper.

So, anyone else have any crazy grandparents or other relatives who go on about things they hear in the news, or are just plain irrational?
 

perfectimo

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My grandma just yells at the TV in broken English and calls everyone on TV "stupids". I learnt from her over the last few year that George Bush is a stupid.

EDIT: Fixed ambiguity.
 

Space Spoons

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Last year, on my 17th birthday, my grandmother sent me a "Bob the Builder" coloring book. It's not that I don't appreciate the gesture, but...
 

Gelp

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I just ate dinner with my mom sister and grandma. And when my grandma told me to take all the dishes out, I said "baww why me? I'm the cripple child" (jokingly, cause I have so many minor ailments all the time, like asthma and allergies etc, while my sister maintains perfect health)
Obviously I was joking and wasn't actually trying to get out of taking the dishes out or even remotely implying that I felt I was in any way actually crippled, but she was BESIDE HERSELF. She got so offended and out of context that she was acting like I meant it.
I couldn't stop laughing at the ridiculousness of it though. (She knew I wasn't laughing 'at' her though..)(see my grandma is one of 'those' kind of christians that are laughably faithful and moral, like I was talking about how there are so many planets and solar systems out there, that according to the odds, there should be many life supporting planets like earth, and how I want to see some, and she said "Well, the BIBLE doesn't say anything about other planets or life so blah blah blah.".)
...So now she wants me to go and walk through a children's hospital now and see how 'crippled' I feel. : %
 

LCP

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my grandma kicks major ass, she'll pwn you in Cs! naw not really, if only.
 

Bagaloo

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RAAAAAAACIST :p
But then, a lot of people of her generation are!

And slightly hypocritical. Her best friend is black...
 

Gelp

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Fragamoo said:
RAAAAAAACIST :p
But then, a lot of people of her generation are!

And slightly hypocritical. Her best friend is black...
My grandma once said "all these black girls going around doing this and that"
And I was surprised she would make a comment like that, specially since my cousins are black and she loves them.
I guess it's the same thing as hating everyone but saying "oh well you're ok, BUT EVERYONE ELSE, YOU ARE ALL CORPORATE ANTS AND YOU SUCK!"
 

Gelp

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4thegreatergood said:
My grandmother isn't racist, and she's from that time. That's what makes her weird.
Neither of my grandma's are racist either (just that one comment one of them made)
My other grandma is awesome and very rational, and likes to make sex jokes when it's appropriate.
She also has a fake foster son who's in his early 50's, he's a tall, bald, black, gay man, who, when his parents died attached very fondly to my grandparents, and made a speech about how much they accepted him and that he loves them so much at their special anniversary. He's quite a colourful character...
He tells a lot of far fetched stories though, I don't think he would ever intentionally tell a lie to my grandparents though.
 

gregatron08

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my nan and grandad are both like that

i wouldnt say they are racist as i truly believe they hold no bad feelings based on the color of someones skin

They just dont understand that there's certain things you just dont say and certain generalisations that are no longer drawn

I got cross witht them yesterday so spoke to a black female friend of mine about it regarding the possibilities of posing as my GF next christmas just to see how they react
 

bad rider

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My grandmother still uses all the racist terms. Oh christmas was fun, my grandfather is suffering from alzheimers, when we went to pick him up he thought the germans had killed my mother. Weird yet funny.
 

xitel

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My grandmas are actually not racist, but whereas one is strongly conservative, and the stereotypical granny sitting in her chair knitting, my other grandma is the crazy globetrotting kind of gramma.
 

ace_of_something

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That doesn't sound 'crazy' that sounds 'niave' or 'easly scared' to me.

My surviving grandmother is a very intelligent, sarcastic, and clever woman. She's 89 but still very sharp and keeps up on media trends. 10 years ago she actually had a website where she sold doylies (sp?) that she made into decroative angels and dolls.

My grandpa isn't crazy but, fuck... is that man ornery, when he was in the hospital for a stroke he kept teasing the doctors for having scraggly beards ("I can barely use my hands and I manage to shave every morning, what's your excuse fuzzo?") He also enjoys throwing firecrackers over the fence into his neighbors yard to scare the shit out of him... in novemeber. He also likes to make weird running commintary while watching TV. Calling the local newsman "that guy with the plastic hair" and GW Bush "The Smirking Bastard" and Obama "Mr. Unicorn"
He also, as far as I know still has a subscription to Mad Magazine.

Okay I guess my grandpa is kinda crazy.