Crazy Realistic Fantasy Animals: Gaze Upon The Cuteness

Karloff

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Crazy Realistic Fantasy Animals: Gaze Upon The Cuteness

Yes, they are made to order. Would you like one?

Okay, if your brain melts after gazing upon the cuteness, don't blame me. In fact, if your brain has melted, you're incapable of blaming me. So that's all right then. These little darlings come to you courtesy of Russian dollmaker and Deviantartist Santani, and before you ask, no that's not real fur. Realistic though they may seem, these little fellas are just sculpted plastic and genius. Lots of genius.

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She does make to order, but shipping outside Russia may be a bit of a trick to pull off. Better go through her contact - found on VK [http://santani.deviantart.com/] social network site is also worth a gander, though you're probably only going to get the full benefit if you read Cryllic.

The bug eyes! They seem to follow you ...

Source: The Meta Picture [http://themetapicture.com/ultra-realistic-fantasy-dolls-its-scary-how-real-they-look/]


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Legion

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They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".
 

Brutal Peanut

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I find these, really adorable, especially the Baby Dumbo Ocotopus. The least adorable is the 'Pink Sowl', but it's still cute in it's own way and you can't expect every fantasy creature to look like a sugar-glider/bush-baby. If they weren't too expensive, I'd probably even buy one; but part of me feels like they are probably more expensive than I think.
 

BobblyDrink

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D'awwwwww...
There's something horribly wrong with the pink one. Like a gremlin who fell into a cotton candy machine, that was being swirled by Satan.
 

Scarim Coral

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The only images I find cute was 4 and 5 (I was creep out by the things around their eyes on the other images and I just find the last one to be surreal. Actually the rest of the gallery in that link has alot more cute creatures!
 

Jimothy Sterling

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I actually "oooh'd" and "aaaah'd" at some of those, especially the octopus/pig thing. I really would love that.
 

kailus13

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The third one is what happens when you leave a furby in the back of the closet for too long.

I swear the last one is judging me. Those staring, staring eyes.
 

Smooth Operator

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Dear fucking christ... nuke it, nuke it from orbit!
I'm not sure if the designer made them as horror movie props but he hit the creepy mark in the damn bulls eye from 50 miles away.
 

lacktheknack

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<img width=300>http://cs315331.vk.me/v315331622/20e/KDOD-IPLatA.jpg

I JUST WANT A BED TO SIT ON

HOW ABOUT YOURS

QUESTIONMARK

I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.
 

Grabehn

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I just can't see the connection between the title and that pink... thing that's on the main picture. And is that nasty shit at the end supposed to be an Octopus? Or also a pig?

lacktheknack said:
http://cs315331.vk.me/v315331622/20e/KDOD-IPLatA.jpg
I JUST WANT A BED TO SIT ON
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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.
Oh man... fuck, and I thought the pink one was creepy as shit and you show that.
 

lacktheknack

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Grabehn said:
Oh man... fuck, and I thought the pink one was creepy as shit and you show that.
It looks like a Raving Rabbid went through a Goth phase. XD

I honestly think it's adorable in a hilarious way. If I make it to Moscow, I'm buying one and sending it home to a writer I know. She'll love it.
 

iniudan

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They look like creepier version of Furby and those are already an epitome of evil.
 

hazydawn

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I want that squid-pig-whatever so much :3
It would express my fetish for tentacle porn.
 

Headsprouter

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Ewwww, no. Dey creepy. I never have been a photo-realism kind of person, anyway...I'd prefer some of these things to be in ragdoll form. With floppy, little rope limbs.

As they are, they're too ornamental and static, and that's not my thing.

 

Jadedvet

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I would adopt that ocelot mix in a second. It would ride around on my shoulder and purr whenever I scratch behind those amazing ears.

The pink one - I'm certain that grows into something that devours souls, or infants... maybe both.

I'm afraid that the pig mix, while adorable, would be found on some insane version of a factory farm a century or two from now.