Crazy Realistic Fantasy Animals: Gaze Upon The Cuteness

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

I believe that one should be paired with the "Go to sleep" meme.

OT: This is what cute looks like in the world of Dark Souls. These things may look harmless but they leech your humanity at the slightest touch.

 

[thewatergamer]

Cute? Ok 4 and 5 are adorable but, 12 and 2 meh, and 3, *shudder* gonna have nightmares about that abomination XD

 

[Skeleon]

About half of these are scary rather than cute.
They kind of remind me of the water-mogwai as I call them: The not-quite-gremlins-yet that are spawned when a mogwai gets wet. You know, before they eat after midnight.

 

[Strazdas]

I had something similar in my childhood. loved it. those are very cute. Really want.

 

[lacktheknack]

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

I believe that one should be paired with the "Go to sleep" meme.

OT: This is what cute looks like in the world of Dark Souls. These things may look harmless but they leech your humanity at the slightest touch.

http://i.imgur.com/17lIy9S.jpg

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

http://i.imgur.com/17lIy9S.jpg

Awesome, thanks for that. I'll be storing it for future usage... and cute/creepythings to unleash upon unsuspecting people.

 

[TheSYLOH]

And just like that I had to make a SAN check.

 

[Signa]

I actually "oooh'd" and "aaaah'd" at some of those, especially the octopus/pig thing. I really would love that.

Careful, one is bound to show up at your door now.

 

[BeeGeenie]

Most of them are pretty cute, but that pink thing needs to die in a fire.

 

[Saucycarpdog]

Daw, they look so cute. I want one. Except the pink one. I'll use fire on that one.

 

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

That face... I think I laughed for a solid minute there. Thanks for that.

Maybe I'll use it as an avatar some day.

 

[lacktheknack]

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I'd buy. Hell, I'm going to Russia this year, maybe I'll track her down and risk customs.

That face... I think I laughed for a solid minute there. Thanks for that.

Maybe I'll use it as an avatar some day.

Consider using this.

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Man, I wanna learn how to do gifs properly just so I can splice this into something.

 

[Something Amyss]

They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

You are so not alone. These images triggered my "Ahh! Kill it with fire!" reflex, not my "d'awwwwww" reflex.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

You are so not alone. These images triggered my "Ahh! Kill it with fire!" reflex, not my "d'awwwwww" reflex.

I want to burn them to ashes. And then burn the ashes. Seriously, creeptastic.

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...I'm gonna go sleep on the roof. With a shotgun.

 

[lacktheknack]

They seem well made, and there is obviously a lot of talent at work, but we must be on different wave lengths because I find them creepy not cute. Especially the third one.

Large eyes and heads, with beaks and feet that vaguely resemble a tree climbing mammal. It's an odd combination for something "cute".

You are so not alone. These images triggered my "Ahh! Kill it with fire!" reflex, not my "d'awwwwww" reflex.

I want to burn them to ashes. And then burn the ashes. Seriously, creeptastic.

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...I'm gonna go sleep on the roof. With a shotgun.

<link=http://i.imgur.com/17lIy9S.jpg>And he'll come join you, stroking your hair as you cradle your shotgun and weep!

I don't understand the alarm in this thread. I genuinely find all of these dolls adorable in pretty much every way. I'd perch them on my shoulder.

 

[Something Amyss]

...I'm gonna go sleep on the roof. With a shotgun.

Can I come with? We can sleep in shifts to be safer.

 

[DementedSheep]

Wow those are very well made...

HGGGHHHNNG!! *cough* uh I mean it looks nice but I'm far to staunch to effected by cute things.

I want this thing so I can put it on my grandmothers dressing table while she sleeps. Also because it's awesome.

 

[Olas]

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daaaaawwwww....

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AAAHHH!!! GET IT AWAY!!! BURN IT!! KILL IT! SEND IT TO HELL!!!

Maybe it's from the level of realism, but the cute/hideous discrepancy is quite large with these.

 

[Neta]

Which part was supposed to be the cute?

They all range from "kinda creepy" to "disturbingly horrific".

 

[joshuaayt]

I can honestly say I haven't seen anything this creepy since my sister put my Furby in the fireplace.