Crazy theories about games?

[Alfador_VII]

the cake isnt a lie

That one's actually true. If you've finished Portal, you'd know it's very real.

Now actually GETTING any cake, that's less likely.

 

[Hunter15]

the cake isnt a lie

That one's actually true. If you've finished Portal, you'd know it's very real.

Now actually GETTING any cake, that's less likely.

actually chuck norris has it hidden in his beard...that's how he gets hie awesomeness

 

[Hectix777]

1) The alien species in Mass Effect actually resemble alien species in the galaxy, Bioware got the design because aliens beamed in images and other characteristics of their species in order to prepare the second generation of the observed humanity for First Contact. The Reapers may be real or were just created to make it a real game

2)Every video game, comic book, cartoon, and movie is actually a planet set in other galaxies, each at war with the other(East vs. West)

3)Radroach meat is people

4)The coming threat to the Dragon Age universe is the Reaper fleet, with help from Shepard, Hawke and the Hero defeat the Reaper than go off to use their magic to defeat the Reapers on Earth

5) Shepard is the descendant of Hawke and Earth is really a regrown Thedas

 

[Alexxerth]

In ____ the main character _______ is actually the son of mysterious character _______ who helps _______ to defeat _____ but can only be seen during _____ and _____.

 

[jensenthejman]

The Citadel in Mass Effect is actually a Reaper. Not a live Reaper, but more like... I guess a husk would be one way to put it. It has subtle effects on the inhabitants, causing them to rely on the keepers, and be incredulous about the Reapers unless they physically see or hear them.