Crazy theories you've developed

[theswordsmn]

Okay I've got some:

*When you die, you actually just replay your life over again (kinda like Groundhog's Day style) But you have no idea that your life is replaying, unless you feel deja vu. When you feel deja vu, it's actually your current reliving of your life getting spouts of original memories.

*There is no heaven or hell. When you die, it's like going to sleep. If you happen to have a good dream, it will last for eternity and be considered "heaven". If you have a nightmare, it will last for eternity and be considered "hell". (I know this one is all kinds of flawed, but it's interesting to think of going to heaven or hell as more a roll the dice kind of thing.)

*And this is my craziest one yet, it has absolutely no scientific backing what-so-ever and has yet to be acknowledged by any member of the scientific community as anything more than the "mere rantings of a madman" BUT, I do believe that I will find true love someday.

 

[mikeybuthge]

Someday, the events of Final Fantasy VII will play out and no one will be surprised

 

[Fleetfiend]

I honestly think that Anonymous could take over the world if they really wanted to. Including China.

 

[Doomcat]

I have a kind of theory that life is actually some kind of virtual reality game, that either is sort of like a giant MMO, and its used to study the behavior of people under certain conditions by the scientists and programmers. My evidence? i have a few things that kind of "back it up" to me, but my most major one is physics, you know how they'll study something, then someone else under some other project will think up a theory? well someone thinks up a theory, and they come up with the fact that "hmm...yes, this seems to be true"
It sounds insane, but if they were studying this object before, HOW DID THEY NOT FIGURE IT OUT BEFORE? hmm...secret programmers *Grabs tinfoil hat and sits in corner blabbering*

Thats my major one though i have a few others.

 

[Blind0bserver]

I have a theory that the movie I, Robot is actually a movie that fell from a time warp from the future that was based on true events, if not an actual documentary, about how an Apple product almost caused the end of society as we know it.

 

[lRookiel]

That all religions are just scams that got out of hand.

 

[similar.squirrel]

One I made a thread out of the other day:

"Kim Jong Il is merely the second coming of Christ and he will rise from the dead in three days. Check that respawn timer. He will return to lead the Korean people to the promised land of Valhalla where they will receive their seventy-two virgins!

Thoughts?"

You are very, very quirky.


Anyway.. Solar systems are the remnants of Dyson Spheres, and photosynthetic organisms are the result of both abiogenesis and the assimilation of advanced alien light-harvesting apparatus.

 

[Soods]

I think that the Big Bang is some kind of universal reset switch and we're just all a part of a big loop. I don't know if anyone else has come up with that idea, but atleast I haven't heard of it.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

My theory:

Big corporations are conspiring to take over the world by buying out the government so they can call all the shots, especially when their licensing is involved...

 

[Danny91]

Voldemort is the Tyler Durden to Harry's Edward Norton

 

[Hylke Langhout]

I have two more:
1. Apple is trying to take over the world. They will either do it by making everyone so stupid with their simplistic "user friendly" tech that they won't even realize that Apple has taken over, or just get Apple products into every building on the planet and pull an ATMOS. Then Linux and Windows users will rally together and go to war with Linux users being the officers and Windows users the soldiers.

2. The Uncharted games are essentially Tintin in 20 years. Think about it.

 

[Snowalker]

Voldemort is the Tyler Durden to Harry's Edward Norton

I've only read up to the fifth book and only watched the first three movies, but from that alone, that kinda holds water.

 

[DanielBrown]

Not any that I can remember apart from last time I watched the LOTR trilogy. I crafted a theory that the ring actually stood for heroin.
Made a lot of sense to be honest.

 

[ace_of_something]

Most of my crazy theories revolve around dice used for Pen and Paper games (d&d, world of shadows, etc) Such as 'priming the dice' when you get three low rolls in a row the next one has to be good because of the law of averages. Keep as few dice as possible on the table at a given time otherwise the luck gets spread to thin. Don't let your own dice touch other peoples' the luck might transfer.
So on and so on.

 

[IndianaJonny]

That originally in Chess both sides moved simultaneously until someone had the brilliant idea to bring out a second edition, thus breaking the game by making Black underpowered since White now goes first.

 

[Dango]

I'll just go with Stephen Colbert: Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

 

[Jegsimmons]

samuel l jackson and tim curry are the same person.

both in their 60s
sunken in eyes
play in a shit ton of movies
never in the same movie
ones british, the other is black...

I KNOW IM RIGHT!!!!!

 

[Jegsimmons]

Also, the republic and by extension the rebellion, were evil and racist against the clone army, infact the Seperatist had nothing to do with the empire originally, the clones actually fought for independence lead by the sith lord.

the republic couldn't muster up a volunteer army with those thousands of star systems? bullshit. Also the Jedi (before skywalkers) were fucking evil fascist. And the rebellion is going to genocide the rest of the clone storm troopers and followers.

those bastards! CLONE RIGHTS! CLONES HAVE SOULS!!!!

 

[chaosyoshimage]

I'll just go with Stephen Colbert: Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay.

Some times I wonder if my fondness for baby carrots and my fondness for men are correlated...

 

[J-dog42]

My current tinfoil hat theory is that if God and Satan do exist, neither is actually bad or good. Instead, God simply has a better PR department. That's right. The bible is just one giant propaganda machine being used to smear the opposition.