Crazy theories you've developed

[theheroofaction]

there's a ninja mob.

Like all those other high scale gangs, but you can't tell they exist because they're all ninjas.

They made the "obvious ninja" trope so that like, if anyone ever sees them doing some stealthy shit, they won't think anything of it, because they all think ninjas are super obvious.

In fact, I bet at least one of the people reading this is a ninja.

 

[C2Ultima]

Harry Potter and Twilight were created by the U.S Government, in order to keep track of the public. If anyone tries to argue that Twilight is the better series, their name is put on a list that prevents them from ever being in a position of power or influence.

 

[Olas]

I don't believe in abortion.

it's a conspiracy.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[NerfedFalcon]

The Garden of Eden can't be found by anyone today because it's Gensokyo. The part around the tree was pushed even further, into the Netherworld. I think everyone who's following me so far should know what the "flaming" sword is. The Shinto dominance is because, like the Hakurei Shrine, it's been left along so long with so little upkeep that it's stopped keeping out things that wouldn't fit there.

 

[darkstarangel]

That gravity is a form of hyperspace where normal time-space is warped or compressed due to the existance of matter imposing itself where empty space should be. So basically, jumping up in the air, eliminating air resistance & atmospheric pressure from the equation, gravity isnt pulling you down but diverting the momentum of your upward force downwards. It needs more data & a bit of refining but you did ask for crazy.

Also I developed a theory for the purpose of the appendix. Realising that it produces antibodies to prevent bacteria intruding into the circulatory system & that our large intestines use them for vitamin synthesis, my theory was that the appendix acted as a containment vessel for the bacteria. I theorised this may be due to bacteria being pooped out from the colon & it needed to be replenished.
A week after developing this theory I stumbled upon a medical website that claimed to have discovered (by accident) the purpose of the appendix & it was exactly what I theorised, except the bacteria only needed to be replenished after getting diarrhoea or gastrointeritis where our colons flush out the good bacteria along with the bad. Still, it was close enough but all my good detective skills will never be acknowledged now. Crap! (yes pun intended)

 

[Snowalker]

That gravity is a form of hyperspace where normal time-space is warped or compressed due to the existance of matter imposing itself where empty space should be. So basically, jumping up in the air, eliminating air resistance & atmospheric pressure from the equation, gravity isnt pulling you down but diverting the momentum of your upward force downwards. It needs more data & a bit of refining but you did ask for crazy.

Woah, Woah, wait... Really? That kinda makes sense, especially when you consider A) scientist have no real explanation for gravity. and B) Gravity disappears at the quantum level. You keep working on that theory.

 

[Prince Regent]

We all live in a yellow submarine.

 

[Burntpopcarn]

The dinosaurs weren't killed by a meteor.They were wiped out when an alien spacecraft that was orbiting the earth was knocked out of orbit by a small meteor and then the spacecraft crashed into the earth, creating a massive explosion, wiping out all life. The crew of ship died in the crash and any remaining debris disintegrated, leaving no evidence of the arrival...

 

[Guffe]

If someone here read/watches Naruto then you can gues I had my own theories about Tobi when he first appeared. Otherwise I'm not too good at coming up with theories.

 

[Burntpopcarn]

Also, the Slenderman is real and humanity was created by aliens

 

[A Satanic Panda]

I've always had this thought sense as far back as I can remember. That I am actually a human far far in the future watching the complete memory of some guy named Hugh thousands of years ago. And the reason I'm watching him is that he will do something incredibly important or he's a significant part of culture in the future. Or I'm watching his memory because I was the only one to figure out back then that someone thousands of years in the future will watch his memory. And when the memory ends and Hugh dies I'll emerge from a pod with a bunch of other people that watched the same person.

Eh, I can dream.

 

[Promethax]

There are people that think that Digimon legit exists, and frequently try to access the digital world with their licensed merchandise and sheer power of will.

The theory is that these nutjobs would be successful if the illuminati didn't cut down the internet when they tried. They do this because they want to keep all the digimonz for themselves and out of reach of random people.


That's why the internet sometimes doesn't work.


Also, the pokemon TV show is Ash's coma induced fantasies, but that's a fairly well known theory.

 

[BOOM headshot65]

There is the one my dad came up with, but is alot more common than I thought I was, especially with mechanics:

Ok, you know how in the old days, car engines were really easy to fix and had very few parts and never broke down. Just so you can see what I am talking about

Spoiler: This is the engine of a 1964 Chevy pickup truck

Look at this thing. You can see every last wire, every last valve, and easily get to the broken parts to fix them. And all that extra space leaves room for customization.

Spoiler: And this is the engine of the same model of truck in 2012

Yuck! You'd have to pull out the whole engine in order to find what is wrong with that, and forget about fitting new techonology in there.

So, thier theory goes, some time in the late 1990's (when engines started becoming crap), the Big 3 automakers got together and came up with a plan to make thier engines more complicated so people MUST go to thier unionized, overpriced repair shops were thier mechanics are rediculacly overpayed, thus driving up repair cost even more. My dad, his independant mechanic buddies, and his mechanic buddies who work on fire trucks all agree with this opinion.

Now of course, this theory falls flat on its face when you think that other manfaturares also have complex engines, and I dont think Ford Motor company would have much sway over how Volkswagon builds thier engines. (then again, ask my dad, and he will say foriegn cars dont count because they have always been crap)

 

[xXGeckoXx]

That the size of objects go circularly. As in, once you could could find a subsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubsubatomic particle so small that it is huge.

Daft.

Actually in some ways this is how temperature works. In negative temperatures energy flows from cold to hot so the object is technically hotter than most other things.

 

[xXGeckoXx]

being a physicist (in training) i dont need "Crazy theories". The universe is already scary/crazy/insane enough on its own, and anything i could come up with would be pale in comparison.

no im serious, open wikipedia, and search for things like "Schrödinger's cat" or "quantum vacuum fluctuations". Keep browsing all the theories you can find and i bet you at somepoint you will just look at your hands and think something like:

"wow, so im the product of fluctuations in the quantum vacuum"

This. I will always emphasize this.

PA: CRAZY THEORIES ARE FUN AS LONG AS YOU DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE THEM.

As for mine my crazy theory is that hairy balls theorem is a hoax and that one man will one day comb a coconut perfectly and it will rule the world.