Crazy thoughts

[JLML]

PARA

THE CRAZY MAN IS TALKING ABOUT US AGAIN!

Para? Where are you?

...

oh no...

Hello there Redlin5. *makes the same smile my avatar has*

How has your day been. . ? I hope you're having such a good time you could say you might just die from it. . . <3

 

[JLML]

sippety snip.

I know that very well, thank you. That's why I have prepared several pies made of cakes to make sure that my plans will never fail. Ever. <3

 

[mParadox]

*makes the same smile my avatar has*

THAT'S A SMILE!? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIIIIIE.

I know that very well, thank you. That's why I have prepared several pies made of cakes to make sure that my plans will never fail. Ever. <3

Oh.... really? Well uh... just checking! <.<

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How has your day been. . ? I hope you're having such a good time you could say you might just die from it. . . <3

Erm, my day has been terrible. So terrible I need to live to the next one to feel better about it.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

Mine is basic. I think about punching some sense into people, and those thoughts have been happening more frequently lately. Mainly family members, because as the years go on, they treat me more and more like dirt and a servant than a family member.

 

[GameMaNiAC]

For some reason, I always see myself attacking whoever is currently talking to me. I have absolutely no clue why I think this but I try to figure out the best way to take that person out with minimal damage to myself (improvised weapons around, where to hit, etc.)

...what?!?! Why are you backing away slowly?

Yep, that's what I usually do myself. I always imagine it as if a violent situation is about to happen at any moment. Don't mean to brag, though I do train ninjutsu, so I suppose it's my subconsciousness.

 

[The Pumpkin Witch]

Swan diving. I'm wearing a long, flowing skirt with my bustier. I climb up on the balcony's rail, throw my head up, take a deep cleansing breath, open my arms wide, and swan dive down-down-down-down...

*sigh*

It's a beautiful end, but seeing as I'm not suicidal it'll probably never happen. I'll probably get clipped by a drunk driver or something equally mundane and meaningless.


Captcha: pipe dream

Thank you, captcha. I actually find that comforting.

 

[Superlative]

I would get a tattoo. but not just any tattoo, but THE MOST EPIC TATTOO EVER

it is of a unicorn

made of kittens

breathing razor blades instead of fire

running across a giant rainbow bridge

that is on fire

being riden by The Black Panther and Static Shock.


I naturally would never get it because having it owuld keep me out of all the jobs ever but man would it be cool.

Captacha: Guinea Pig. i may need to find one.

 

[JLML]

Snip.

I love you too Para, I love you too. . . <3 *goes back to sharpening random weapons*

Erm, my day has been terrible.

Aww, poor you. . . here, have a cookie. *hands Redlin5 a cookie that may or may not be laced with cyanide and/or other lethal components*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Erm, my day has been terrible.

Aww, poor you. . . here, have a cookie. *hands Redlin5 a cookie that may or may not be laced with cyanide and/or other lethal components*

*sets cookie aside*

What have I done to earn your... attentions?

 

[Imthatguy]

I have the rare ability to listen to two people at once and sometimes people get pretty pissy that I'm not entirely tuned into them (even if I can repeat everything they've just said) and I feel like murdering them in violent nasty ways.

 

[Nannernade]

Everyday I go to work I contemplate how I can catch people stealing my stuff in a way I can tell who it was and everyone would know it was them...

Current plans of action

Exploding ink packets
Rat traps
Sticky tape
Licking my food
Sit in the back room and babysit
Laxatives

 

[Vhite]

Sometimes I feel like going somewhere where no one knows me and just lie about everything and pretend Im someone completly different.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

There's a ton of stuff I think about doing that I never will. Such as dine n' dash, draw random-ass graffiti, clean up random-ass graffiti...I get this a lot while driving though, mainly to do things like drive on through red lights or, just drive off of the road and into trees and whatnot. Not suicidal, just a random thought.

 

[JLML]

*sets cookie aside*

What have I done to earn your... attentions?

Well. . . *queue flashback slide show of stuff we posted on the forum games*

Kind of. . . that? ^_^

 

[DeltaEdge]

Last night, I had a dream that I was able to fly just by flapping my arms. It felt completely real and plausible while I was dreaming it, and when I woke up, I was thinking about jumping out the window, then I remembered that it was impossible.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*sets cookie aside*

What have I done to earn your... attentions?

Well. . . *queue flashback slide show of stuff we posted on the forum games*

Kind of. . . that? ^_^

Now I understand everything. I must be punished.

 

[hazabaza1]

Be assertive.
Crazy ideas, right?

 

[Pebblig]

Maybe it comes from having grown up in an area where there was a main road that if you crossed it you were liable to be mugged or stabbed, but wherever I go I look for ways to use the environment as a means of escape or defense.

Same here! I often find that my mind wanders when I'm not particularly occupied, and I start trying to figure out ways to escape from whatever room/area I'm in...then if I can't think of a way I start to get paranoid and begin to "what-if" about various un-likely situations that could threaten me that I wouldn't be able to escape from.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Murder, rape, public sexual acts, violence, world domination...

Oh, nothing too serious.

I'm good at holding these things back, don't worry[footnote]...Until opportunity shows its hideously malign face, that is. [/footnote].


Caprcha: "come along, pond"

Perhaps we're all a bit insane, Mr. Captcha.