Create a 4-panel badge comic

[Woem]

Let's see how creative we can get using just our badges.

Mine is a right-to-left Dance Dance Kitty vs Laser Cat fight. DDK loses

 

[XJ-0461]

Morpheus throws a nail/screw/whatever that's supposed to be at a robot. Because of this, the robot and PSN conspire to create Skynet.

 

[Sam G]

In no particular order:
An anime dude, armed only with a pencil, goes exploring the seven corners of the world, but catches fire.

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Well, after I check what they are (I have them disabled)...[/sup]

I was sitting in my armchair reading about things, when god gets bored, and uses his powerful hand to set everything on fire.

 

[Timotei]

Welkin Gunther, a celebrity with a lot of friends, gets a letter in the mail.

 

[Fraught]

Mr. Carnby here sings into a microphone, gets tired and goes into a toilet that's shaped like a cube and starts to read a magazine.

 

[Woem]

Morpheus throws a nail/screw/whatever that's supposed to be at a robot.

It's meant to be a satellite. But it does look like a condom.

When Skynet found out it was actually a condom, they were so ashamed that the sent a T-800 back in time to correct the badge

 

[SteakHeart]

A zombie hand popped up, but Lazer Cat, controlled by Trinity, defended us from it.

 

[TheSentinel]

In no particular order, the All Seeing Eye watches a man in a mask garrote an anime character, then Yahtzee makes him feel insignificant.

 

[Magnatek]

Morpheus, Lazer Cat, and a pixel outlaw all go through a marathon of quizzes.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

God smites two guys who were robbing a bank. They got pwned so badly their faces were censored.

 

[Dorian]

[sup](Gimme a chance to check, and I'll edit.)[/sup]

Neo, also known as the most perfect of all forum-goers, grabs the Bible of the Moderationalist [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Church-of-Moderationalism] and his holy sword of the RP, then sets out to challenge the Great Stone of Riddles.

That would be AWESHUM.

 

[Berethond]

(Let me check real quick-like)

A Vagabond approaches. He is revealed to be none other than Neo. Neo then sings before addressing the public.

 

[Carbonic Penguin]

A zombie rises from the dead, and using his emotionless, calculating, rotting brain, manages to bring peace betwee PC elitists, PS3 fanboys and 360 fanboys. No mention of Nintendo.

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Lothae]

The dead rise!

This game really isn't that entertaining to be honest

 

[Jedamethis]

A man stands on a podium giving a speech about how "These books were full of lies! Lies which poison our minds! The horrible writers of these books use cursed pencils, creating cursed lines on paper, we must burn them all with the sacred fire!"

*bows*

 

[Kud]

A man named Robert Paulson sees his friend and he yells to him, then he gives him a handshake so hard that it breaks his hand.