Create-a-Conspiracy : Create your own 2012 conspiracy

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effilctar

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I was debating with myself whether or not this belonged in the forum games section, though I decided against it as it's more just creative thinking and writing rather than a game. And yes, I made this thread because I wanted to, got a problem, I don't care. Oh and I don't believe the 12-21-2012 bullshit, this is more mocking it.

OK so I want you to just try and think up your best conspiracy about what will happen in 2012, and these are not limited to end-of-the-world outcomes, they can include regression to a primal state or whatever. There are however 3 rules:

1) Absolutely no silly ideas such as "[insert animal here] will take over the world" or "the world will come to a standstill over shortages of cheese". Please try to be serious, at least as serious as you can be with 2012 conspiracy theories.

2) Your theory must be plausable though not statistically proven, for example you could say we run out of some vital resource even if we will have a plentiful supply.

3) No existing theories such as solar flares, global flooding etc.


So here's my faux theory:

In 2012 the world's fossil fuel supplies are dangerously small. Engineers are attempting to produce an effective renewable fuel but have had no success. When the fossil fuel supplies finally run out, the world comes to a standstill. There is no gas for cars, no fuel to be burnt to provide electricity and no power for telecommunications/access to the internet. (I'm assuming that the vast majority will just be too lazy to actually try to function without technology) With no means of communication, global economy crashes to non-existence and the world reverts to a medieval state of horse-drawn carriages and the like.
 

Jim Grim

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All the people who believed that the world would end in 2012, (if they do exist,) dismayed at being incorrect, decided that the best course of action would be to destroy the world, therefore giving themselves the chance to be smug and irritating in the precious few moments before their self inflicted horrible deaths. So, following a very confusing series of events, they somehow started a nuclear war.

The end.
 

Omikron009

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In 2012 massive bursts of electromagnetic radiation from a quasar or the sun or something will cause the internet to break. Everyone will die somehow.
 

TailsRodrigez

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on 2012, riots will cause the world to fall into turmoil, and then mayans will come forward and say this was their revenge on the white man.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
2012 is a massive conspiracy involving everyone in the world except me to annoy me
 

Dark Knifer

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When enough sunlight comes through, it will mutate the trees and instead of emitting oxygen, they will emit a poisones gas, causing all living things to die.
 

rex922

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Simply Nothing Happens
Thats my theory.
Your Fossil fuel bit was at least plausible.
But by then we might have made a solar/air powered car.
 

Jim Grim

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TheNamlessGuy said:
Jim Grim said:
All the people who believed that the world would end in 2012, (if they do exist,) dismayed at being incorrect, decided that the best course of action would be to destroy the world, therefore giving themselves the chance to be smug and irritating in the precious few moments before their self inflicted horrible deaths. So, following a very confusing series of events, they somehow started a nuclear war.

Then Fallout.
Fixed.
You humans are amusing that way
Heh? I was just saying it was the end of the story.
 

Julianking93

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[s/]Bears will take over the world[/s]

Well, I was already beaten to my conspiracy plan.

There's this website that freaked me the fuck out as a kid that said "NASA confirms Sun to Explode in 6 Years"

That was 7 years ago, but it scared the living fuck out of me that I was depressed and locked myself in a room for a week
 

Frankydee

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Both sides to the main US political spectrum will get so aggravated with each other that they effectively start a second civil war that devastates the US economy and population.

On the plus side, congress is gone and the whining stops.
 

clankwise

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In 2012 computers will get smart enough achieve independence and launch every nuke in the world.

Wait. that was my 2000 conspiracy theory. Lazy ass y2k cant kill anyone right
 

Valate_v1legacy

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A mad light spirit thing... Darn

A giant squid man... DARN!

Okay. Hear up.

The moon will appear to be coming closer, on sensors and the like. So Armageddon will ensue. Then, right before 90% of the missles hit, the moon will go back to its regular position. That will leave everyone facepalming for the last minute of the human race.
 

Xanadu84

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The increased number of growth hormones in our food have seemed mostly harmless so far. But in reality, its just not shown yet. You see, Mitochondria, since they exist in every cell, have been evolving super rapidly, and have been changing under the influence of these growth horomones. Scientists are realizing that this is going in a dangerous direction, and have predicted that a very dangerous evolutionary path with be reached, beginning in early 2012, and becoming widespread towards the end. The growth hormone will increase the size and functionality of Mitochondria to a extreme level. Instead of simply acting as a cells energy plant, it will go into overdrive, starting with extreme fever, and quickly degrading to massive tissue damage, and in many cases, spontaneous human combustion. Simple events will trigger a positive feedback loop in victims, meaning that random people on the street with suddenly start bursting into flames.
 

Knife-28

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Robot will rise and atempt to take over the world.They will fail 2 days later after atempting to use EMP based weapons.
 

Shynobee

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Scientologists decide that they are sick of being the butt of many an internet joke, and decide to perform an ancient scientologist ritual that summons the Avatar of Xenu, Cthulu, The Cookie Monster, and Doom Hampsters into our plane of existence.



As we try to fight the monster threat, Iran will decide now is a good time to launch their hand cobbled nukes upon the white infidels, which only further adds to the chaos.

The scientologists, realizing that their revenge scheme may be starting to work against them, (what with Cthulu and all,) try and unsummon their creations. This only pisses off the Doom Hampsters, who procede to reign coconuts down upon our puny civilization.

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All of a sudden, then, the Moon will turn into the moon from [i]Majora's Mask[/i], we will all live in terror for 3 more days, then the moon will crash into earth, ending all life as we know it.

Doesn't the future look great?
 

Paksenarrion

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Suicide Clubs will form all over the world, comprised mostly of depressed teenagers and disillusioned veterans. They will attempt to take their lives at the same time on 2012.

A rich benefactor or two will finance a place to commit the deed, allowing all of them to finally be happy.

Something to look forward to, I think.