Create A Drinking Game That Will Most Certainly Kill You

[A random person]

Try the heavy version of this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame]. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

We have calculated that to be roughly 67-75 times a day. You have been warned.

It's a drinking game that will kill you, isn't it?

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch a CSI show and take a drink everytime..

1. The episode starts with a murder montage featuring some crappy "MTV Song of the Week"

2. David Caruso gives one of the cheesiest one liners in the history of speach and then throws on his sunglasses.

 

[Manhattan2112]

Drink every time someone on the View says anything about anything.

How about you drink every time someone on FOX news does the secret "Hail Satan" sign. You might not die from Alcohol poisoning, but FOX news has a team of highly trained assassins that make sure nobody notices things like th

 

[blackfrancis567]

Putchine power hour 1 shot minute for 60 that'll kill ya good seeing as that drinks illegal

 

[Trivun]

When watching any Tim Burton film, do a shot of scotch every time you see a sequence that is either macabre to the point of creepiness, or dark and twisted to the point of being more dark than Gears Of War is brown. And I actually LIKE Tim Burton's films...

Plus, scotch tastes awesome straight up, and that is a great way to drink good stuff and get totally trashed at the same time .

 

[GoldenCondor]

You take a drink for every word you read or hear on the internet.

That follows the criteria, right?

 

[SilentHunter7]

Top Gun

Drink every time
- you see Tom Cruise with a shit-eating grin.
- you notice a homo-erotic undertone.
- Someone violates a major air traffic / general military regulation.

Everyone should be hugging the toilet by the second or third dogfight.

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch CNN and take a drink everytime

1. A white woman goes missing.

2. Nancy grace says the line "War against Women"

3. Someone uses the gigantic smartboard in the SITUATION ROOM to give an overly complicated explanation of something really simple

 

[Dusquad]

Watch the Bad Boys 2 Trailer and anytime you see an explosion or extreme action take a shot, tried this with my mate and gave up after around half-way through. If you do it right you should have around 48 shots within you.

 

[Superior Mind]

Watch any Michael Bay movie and consume every time something makes you wince.

 

[NIHILHATE]

Play Lego Star Wars.
Take a shot (of Absinthe, preferably) every time you lose the will to live.

 

[cheesemanxl]

start a new game (lv 1) on shadow complex on insane (impossible?) mode

take a shot every time you

-level up
-die

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch Fox News and take a drink everytime..

1. A Super Hot under qualified news woman says something completely ridiculous.

2. Glenn Beck opens his mouth and a noise that sounds like a douche bag being stepped on comes out.

3. A super conservative show wraps up and then the next super conservative show intros with the words "FOX NEWS: FAIR AND BALANCED"

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch any current Steven Segal Movie and take a drink everytime a noticeably thinner and more limber body double replaces Steve.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

V for Vendetta:

Drink every time V says a word you don't know the definition of.

American Zeitgeist:

Drink every time the Christian faith is offended.

/b/:

Drink every time somebody requests "CP"


any of these will certainly cause death

 

[dududf]

In bordelrands, take a shot of whiskey everytime you get a critical, or some ones head gets blown off. You'll be dead in 5 minutes.

 

[thewerebuffalo]

watch naruto: every time he says believe it, pour some gasoline on your face and then light it on fire.

watch sunny in philadelphia: whenever music comes on, drink vodka until it stops

 

[Angerwing]

Watch the original Star Wars trilogy, and take a shot every time someone says "the Force".

 

[A random person]

Try the heavy version of this [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame]. Scroll down some for it.

Also, a drink for every time Max posts. I am not liable for any liver damage that may ensue.

We have calculated that to be roughly 67-75 times a day. You have been warned.

It's a drinking game that will kill you, isn't it?

Then why not say NeonBob? They are both enormous post whores.

Max just came to mind, partly because I'm friends with him and even more because I find him more interesting (not that NeonBob isn't funny).

 

[Krunkcity3000]

Watch 24 and take a drink everytime

1. Jack says "Damn it"

2. Someone says "protocol"

3. A person with a pistol shoots and kills a person with a SMG/Shotgun/Assault Rifle/or bladed weapon.

4. Down a fifth everytime Jack Bower dies for his country and is resurrected by the American Spirit.