Create a person, escapist challenge.

[RockyH]

I have an idea for a project/challenge for the escapist. Create one person by writing one particular part of his life per person. What you do is write a small thing that happened to him that works with all the other posts people have written. This is all about one person. I won't name him yet, or his age. You could do that, as long as it isn't already written by the time you arrive.

2007- Sacrificed himself to end a massive flame war on the escapist, and was banned because of it.

 

[Queen Michael]

2005- Joined The Escapist, choosing the username Zerotris.

 

[RockyH]

2001- Divorces wife of 5 years.

 

[Alexeduardo]

1996- hastily marries pregnant girlfriend

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

2002: Discusses crappy relationships in a thread

 

[Alexeduardo]

1972- is born

 

[MellowFellow]

1994- Finishes high school...

 

[Czargent Sane]

1993- starts high school

 

[Alexeduardo]

1986- is, unawaredly, the first human being to notice that episode VI was not all that great.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

1995: Logs onto the Escapist for the first time

 

[Alexeduardo]

earlier 1995- complains about lack of intelligent videogame commentary online

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

2004: Goes through a trolling phase.

 

[Zacharine]

2006: Has an heated discussion relating to religion onf the internet. Stays Christian, but learns the flaws of fundamentalism and agrees that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is a good joke.

 

[RockyH]

1992- Starts dating his girlfriend (Now ex-wife)

 

[Fury Is Me.]

2012: Commits suicide out of fear of December 21st

 

[Alexeduardo]

1980- mom becomes a widow

 

[Czargent Sane]

2012, later: respawns and just assumes he is awesome

 

[RockyH]

2012, later: respawns and just assumes he is awesome

Disregard, Lets keep it realistic. It can be strange, but stick to realism for now.

 

[Captain Epic]

1999- Smashes N64 controller in frustration due to Superman 64.

 

[RockyH]

2009- Goes to jail for 2 years for some drug taking