Create an imaginary new forum badge.

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

You know forum badges, a huge majority of you have one. Those things under your name when you post that everyone loves so much. So why not make one of your own that you would like to see?

So my question, or task for you is to create one and mention the following things:

- The title of the badge.
- What would the picture be.
- The small description underneath.

Here is an example:

Name: Most unexpected event of the year.
Picture: Gabe newell's face.
Description: "You saved Gabe Newell with a radioactive twinky!"

If you're not feeling creative lets just be cliche and name an existing badge you want so much. I look forwards to seeing the escapist's mass of crazy, interesting ideas.

Cheers.

Off note:

I'm not sure if this should be a forum game or not, so forgive me on that.
EDIT: Accidently placed in Gaming Forums, sorry. As stated by the gentleman below.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

It should be in Off topic i think...

Name: Your on Fire!
Picture: Fire
Desription: Posted more than 100 times in one day.

Damn that would cause a lot of people trolling to get

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

The Mountbatten: Create a post with absoutely no content, but convey your point clearly.

Picture:

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

It should be in Off topic i think...

Name: Your on Fire!
Picture: Fire
Desription: Posted more than 100 times in one day.

Damn that would cause a lot of people trolling to get

Of fudge.

Sorry about that, with my poor eyesight and Dylexia(?) I thought it said 'General Discussion'!

Pwha.

Anyway, that seems like a funny idea.

 

[Schneizel]

"The Apathy Badge"

This user has opted out of being forced to display four icons inanely "awarded" for things he probably done by accident.

Who the hell is Rebecca Mayes, and what hideous deformities does she have that I got a badge for watching a video with her in it?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

"The Apathy Badge"

This user has opted out of being forced to display four icons inanely "awarded" for things he probably done by accident.

Who the hell is Rebecca Mayes, and what hideous deformities does she have that I got a badge for watching a video with her in it?

Random surprise.
Picture of the TF2 Spy.
Random chance makes people feel lucky.

 

[Kollega]

Name: For the Emperor!
Picture: a boot stomping on a someone's face.
Description: We shall purge any and all heretics off these forums.

Awarded for partaking in a massive attack on a poster who does not like Warhammer 40k.

 

[Schneizel]

Picture: a boot stomping on a someone's face.

Someone's been reading Goldstein's book.

 

[LeonLethality]

Forum Failure
Badge picture: I can't think of any...
How to get it: Make a thread that gets no replies in 24 hours.

 

[Kollega]

Forum Failure
Badge picture: I can't think of any...
How to get it: Make a thread that gets no replies in 24 hours.

How about spiderweb?

 

[LeonLethality]

Forum Failure
Badge picture: I can't think of any...
How to get it: Make a thread that gets no replies in 24 hours.

How about spiderweb?

That or tumbleweed could work.

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Forum Failure
Badge picture: I can't think of any...
How to get it: Make a thread that gets no replies in 24 hours.

I would be an owner of this badge several times over.

 

[Cabisco]

Name: For the Emperor!
Picture: a boot stomping on a someone's face.
Description: We shall purge any and all heretics off these forums.

Awarded for partaking in a massive attack on a poster who does not like Warhammer 40k

I would gladly give my life in the service of getting someone this badge. Boot stamping on someones face, you been reading Orwell?

Forum Failure
Badge picture: I can't think of any...
How to get it: Make a thread that gets no replies in 24 hours.

I would be an owner of this badge several times over.

I too would have this many, many times. *sheds a single tear*

Mine would keep with the Warhammer Theme established by Kollega:
Title: Inquisitor
Picture: Something inquisitory
Description: Successfully partake in crushing the spirit of a troll

 

[Estocavio]

Title: Vocal Athletics
Picture: An Olympic Athlete In Space
Description: Post several 500 world long messages in any forum once every day for a month, with a different topic each time, and remaining on-topic for each one.

That'd be awesome.

 

[Kollega]

Mine would keep with the Warhammer Theme established by Kollega

...

F@#$ me sideways with a broom.

No really, this isn't funny. It's tragic. Very, very tragic. Apparently what i wanted to say went right over your head, out of Earth's atmosphere, and spiraled into the Sun.

 

[Sassafrass]

Title: Your soul is ours! *Insert evil laughter*
Picture: Maybe the Robot Devil?
Description: Your soul now belongs to the Escapist. Thank you and have a nice day.

Don't know how you would get that one but I'll think of something.

 

[JonnoStrife]

Title: Your soul is ours! *Insert evil laughter*
Picture: Maybe the Robot Devil?
Description: Your soul now belongs to the Escapist. Thank you and have a nice day.

Don't know how you would get that one but I'll think of something.

It's the badge you should have gotten when you became the VIP/payed subscriber.

 

[TheRocketeer]

Rocket-Powered
Picture:

Description: Did you stay up all night to write that?

Due to most of my posts being, well, TL;DR.

Note however that I've never used the Rocketeer's helmet as an avatar, and neither did I name 'myself' after the character.

 

[Kursura]

Title: For The Escapist!
Picture: A mighty hammer (perhaps with ban engraved on it)
Description: Successfully got a troll banned

Well, if you got rid of a troublemaker then you should have a reward.

 

[DeleteThisPlease]

Title: The Great Escape
Picture: Sillouett character making a diving escape out a window.
Description: Opt out of one of the events on The Escapist. Alternitivly, come to this site via TvTropes while you don't have any other tabs open.


This one is pretty much impossible.