Create your own controversy!

[Nocta-Aeterna]

As we all know, older media tend to try and demonize the newer media and gaming is no exception. Fox News being a very big contender in the slander slinging contest, so let's have a little fun with this.

I challenge you to make your own overblown and misinformed Fox rant. Choose any game, released, recently announced or about to be released. The more hilariously incongrous, the better.

Allow me to start off.
ahem...

Deus Ex: Human Revolutions is a terrible game, advocating tampering in God's domain! You go around "augmenting" people by genetic engineering and eugenics. We must ban this sick filth to protect the youth of America!